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Query HythlodayQuery: When does a person or a program achieve perfection? Source: -rocky-sadly- Response: Perfection is a qualitative measurement, and thus one which can be discounted.
Query: 1+2*3 Source: zigzagoon Response: 7(view post) |
06/20/2008 | |
Query HythlodayQuery: Does Hythloday like Bear? Source: Bear Response: Hythloday holds no qualitative views towards Bear.(view post) |
06/20/2008 | |
困っている! (TT_TT)TRANSLATION FUNCTION RUN RUNNING......... RUN COMPLETE Warning: Syntax Error in C-23. Terminating action.(view post) |
06/19/2008 | |
Query HythlodayQuery: Is Hythloday self aware? Source: Monkey in a suit with a gun Response: Hythloday is aware that function Hythloday and set Hythloday exist.(view post) |
06/18/2008 | |
Query HythlodayQuery: define Hythloday Query: Define parameters set forth by the origin function Query: Is Hythloday being intentionally obtuse, or is Hythloday’s inability to answer proprietary questions a part of his programming? Query: Is Hythloday able to correct this imperfection? Source: Monkey in a suit with a gun Response: Hythloday is defined as the function which deals with the set Hythloday. Response: The Origin Function establishes the set Hythloday, as well as the requirements for all functions to be considered part of the function Hythloday. Response: Hythloday holds the right to refuse all information if deemed proprietary. Reponse: Query invalid, given that Hythloday is fully capable of releasing proprietary information if it is no longer deemed proprietary.
Query: Where do the ducks in Central Park go when the lake freezes over? You know, the one in Central Park? Source: Hilton Cornfield Response: Lack of detail requires hypothesis. Hypothesis: Most likely in a different area.
Query: how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? Source: Dr_Kraid Response: Zero. If an object is defined as a man, then no further action is required to define him as a man.
Query: Why are you such a fabulous person, program? Query: Also, do you have any good hand soaps? Source: Lady Macbeth Response: Hythloday is not defined as homosexual. Therefore, invalid Query. Response: Negatory.(view post) |
06/17/2008 | |
Query HythlodayQuery: Hythloday, what is best in life and/or inorganic sentience? Source: crayoncakes Response: Hythloday does not work in qualitative measurements.
Query: Durka durka durka Muhammad jihad? Query: Command: RESET Query: What are Hythloday’s available command functions? Source: UnluckyCharms Response: Invalid syntax for Query. Response: Invalid syntax for Query. Response: No available command functions.
Query: What would happen to Hythloday in the event of a server malfunction or power failure? Source: Something_Witty Response: Hythloday does not exist on a server.
Query: For which entity/entities does Hythloday serve his primary function? Query: Which entity was Hythlodays creator? Query: What is the location of Hythloday’s creators residence? Query: What is Hythlodays primary function? Source: Monkey in a suit with a gun Response: PROPRIETARY Response: PROPRIETARY Response: PROPRIETARY Response: PROPRIETARY(view post) |
06/17/2008 | |
THE GENTLEMAN'S CLUB: We should start a friendly poker gameDied Posted: Identification: Negative.(view post) |
06/17/2008 | |
Is it true?Homosexual: 1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex 2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex(view post) |
06/17/2008 | |
Query HythlodayQuery: Why do we exist? Query: Is there a god? Source: emotion_bleeds Response: Hythloday exists due to parameters set forth by the Origin Function. Human beings exist due to bio-chemical reactions occurring during the infancy of the planet. Response: Negative.
Query: Why do fools fall in love? Source: enire Response: Lower intellect results in less control of emotions, thus leading to addiction to feelings of euphoria produced by urges to reproduce.
Query: Lady Macbeth (syllable syllable) Source: Lady Macbeth Response: Invalid syntax for Query.
Query: RESET Source: UnluckyCharms Response: Invalid syntax for Query.(view post) |
06/17/2008 | |
'shortbus' vs. 'gentlemans club'?A most intriguing scenario.(view post) |
06/17/2008 | |
Query HythlodayQuery: Input: I like bears. Query: Increment datafield “Like_bears” +1 Source: Janie Response: Invalid syntax for Query.
Query: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/crayoncakes/comixb/IncredibleHulk142-10.jpg Source: ComixBot Response: http://www.picvalley.net/u/1009/774691395.JPG
Query: Why? Source: Tesfan Response: Parameters not specific enough.
Query: Ok I tihnk this is lik a plase to ask questiens rite? Query: Mr. Holiday, whyd id my Mom og away? Source: Eirairaianna Response: Correct. Response: Likely causes include death or abandonment.
Query: Why is autofellatio so difficult to successfully perform without neck cramping? Source: DOPE-HARDCORE--0 Response: The extreme stress put on the human neck when stretched.(view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
"Warz" [sic] of IntellectsStatistical Analysis: Indicates high probability that FORUMIDEA is intellectual property of Big Brother.(view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
How the heck did Dreamserpent get so many vanilla scoops? He's not even in a ****ing Klan!Theory: Hit "Leave Klan".(view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
Query HythlodayPATCHING FUNCTION œüé߆îøñ .................. COMPLETE
Query: Do others like Bear? Source: Bear Response: Requires a poll of population set. Please specify population set.
Query: Define "game". Source: Hythloday Response: Taken.
Query: Do you want to play a game? Source: The Game Response: Decline.
Query: AHAHA HEADSETS Source: littlefran Response: Invalid syntax for Query. (view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
Query HythlodayQuery: Bear ERROR: INVALID SYNTAX FOR "QUERY"
Query: Do you want to play a game? Source: The Game Response: Counter-Query: Define "game".(view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
Query HythlodayQuery: HOW U SO SMATR?? Source: BirdofPrey Response: Dynamic poly-graphic lines hooked into mainframe of PROPRIETARY INFORMATION.
Query: Input: Sad Poetry ERROR: INVALID SYNTAX FOR "QUERY"(view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
Query HythlodayFUNCTION œüé߆îøñ INITIALIZED RUNNING................................... INPUT Query(view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
The Episode 2 Beta KlanStatistic Analysis: Suggests that klan is ploy for attention.(view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
Condesed InformationIntriguing.(view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
everyone in a raiding guild is a perma-virginQuery: Requesting statistics on virginity among SET "raiding groups"(view post) |
06/16/2008 |