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Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

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Query: define Hythloday

Query: Define parameters set forth by the origin function

Query: Is Hythloday being intentionally obtuse, or is Hythloday’s inability to answer proprietary questions a part of his programming?

Query: Is Hythloday able to correct this imperfection?
Source: Monkey in a suit with a gun

Response:
Hythloday is defined as the function which deals with the set Hythloday.

Response:
The Origin Function establishes the set Hythloday, as well as the requirements for all functions to be considered part of the function Hythloday.

Response:
Hythloday holds the right to refuse all information if deemed proprietary.

Reponse:
Query invalid, given that Hythloday is fully capable of releasing proprietary information if it is no longer deemed proprietary.


Query: Where do the ducks in Central Park go when the lake freezes over? You know, the one in Central Park?
Source: Hilton Cornfield

Response:
Lack of detail requires hypothesis.

Hypothesis:
Most likely in a different area.


Query: how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Source: Dr_Kraid

Response:
Zero. If an object is defined as a man, then no further action is required to define him as a man.


Query: Why are you such a fabulous person, program?
Query: Also, do you have any good hand soaps?
Source: Lady Macbeth

Response:
Hythloday is not defined as homosexual. Therefore, invalid Query.

Response:
Negatory.

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