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Business Query Hythloday

Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

FUNCTION œüé߆îøñ INITIALIZED
RUNNING...................................
INPUT Query

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

HOW U SO SMATR??


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emotion_blee-
ds

Avatar: Crying Statue

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Input: Sad Poetry


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Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Query: HOW U SO SMATR??
Source: BirdofPrey

Response:
Dynamic poly-graphic lines hooked into mainframe of PROPRIETARY INFORMATION.


Query: Input: Sad Poetry
ERROR: INVALID SYNTAX FOR "QUERY"

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Bear

HK-47

Avatar: HK-47's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 13 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

Query: Do you want to play a game?

Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Query: Bear
ERROR: INVALID SYNTAX FOR "QUERY"


Query: Do you want to play a game?
Source: The Game

Response:
Counter-Query:
Define "game".

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Query: Do others like Bear?

HK-47

Avatar: HK-47's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 13 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

Hythloday Posted:

Query: Bear
[code]Response:
Counter-Query:
Define "game".

Define: A game is a structured or semi-structured activity, usually undertaken for enjoyment and sometimes also used as an educational tool. Games are generally distinct 

from work, which is usually carried out for remuneration, and from art, which is more concerned with the expression of ideas. However, the distinction is not 

clear-cut, and many games are also considered to be work or art. 

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Query: AHAHA HEADSETS


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

PATCHING FUNCTION œüé߆îøñ
..................
COMPLETE




Query: Do others like Bear?
Source: Bear

Response:
Requires a poll of population set. Please specify population set.


Query: Define "game".
Source: Hythloday

Response:
Taken.


Query: Do you want to play a game?
Source: The Game

Response:
Decline.


Query: AHAHA HEADSETS
Source: littlefran

Response:
Invalid syntax for Query.

Hythloday edited this message on 06/16/2008 7:44PM

Janie

Avatar: Janie's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Input: I like bears.

Increment datafield “Like_bears” +1


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ComixBot

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 12 Hacker

“Ohacku”

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Query: Why?

Tesfan edited this message on 06/16/2008 7:49PM

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Eirairaianna

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2

Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

Ok I tihnk this is lik a plase to ask questiens rite?

Mr. Holiday, whyd id my Mom og away?


Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

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DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

Why is autofellatio so difficult to successfully perform without neck cramping?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Query: Input: I like bears.

Query: Increment datafield “Like_bears” +1
Source: Janie

Response:
Invalid syntax for Query.


Query: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/crayoncakes/comixb/IncredibleHulk142-10.jpg
Source: ComixBot

Response:
http://www.picvalley.net/u/1009/774691395.JPG


Query: Why?
Source: Tesfan

Response:
Parameters not specific enough.


Query: Ok I tihnk this is lik a plase to ask questiens rite?

Query: Mr. Holiday, whyd id my Mom og away?
Source: Eirairaianna

Response:
Correct.

Response:
Likely causes include death or abandonment.


Query: Why is autofellatio so difficult to successfully perform without neck cramping?
Source: DOPE-HARDCORE--0

Response:
The extreme stress put on the human neck when stretched.

emotion_blee-
ds

Avatar: Crying Statue

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Why do we exist?

Is there a god?


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enire

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Why do fools fall in love?


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Lady Macbeth

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3

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Lady Macbeth (syllable syllable)


Hello! I am a successful gimmick!

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