Query Hythloday

UnluckyCharms

5.38"

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

RESET

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Posted On: 06/16/2008 9:11PM

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Hythloday

5.85"

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Query: Why do we exist?

Query: Is there a god?
Source: emotion_bleeds

Response:
Hythloday exists due to parameters set forth by the Origin Function.
Human beings exist due to bio-chemical reactions occurring during the infancy of the planet.

Response:
Negative.

Query: Why do fools fall in love?
Source: enire

Response:
Lower intellect results in less control of emotions, thus leading to addiction to feelings of euphoria produced by urges to reproduce.

Query: Lady Macbeth (syllable syllable)
Source: Lady Macbeth

Response:
Invalid syntax for Query.

Query: RESET
Source: UnluckyCharms

Response:
Invalid syntax for Query.

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Posted On: 06/17/2008 1:31AM

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emotion_blee-
ds

3.58"

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Ok that works well enough.

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crayoncakes

13.9"

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Query: Hythloday, what is best in life and/or inorganic sentience?

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Posted On: 06/17/2008 1:40AM

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UnluckyCharms

5.38"

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Query: Durka durka durka Muhammad jihad?

Command: RESET

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Posted On: 06/17/2008 1:44AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Query: What would happen to Hythloday in the event of a server malfunction or power failure?

MA BAWS ARE FULL TA BURTIN’ KIRSTY

Posted On: 06/17/2008 1:44AM

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Monkey in a -
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gun

4.39"

Level 10 Troll

Agent 00M

Query: For which entity/entities does Hythloday serve his primary function?

Query: Which entity was Hythlodays creator?

Query: What is the location of Hythloday’s creators residence?

Query: What is Hythlodays primary function?

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UnluckyCharms

5.38"

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Query: What are Hythloday’s available command functions?

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Posted On: 06/17/2008 1:50AM

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Hythloday

5.85"

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Query: Hythloday, what is best in life and/or inorganic sentience?
Source: crayoncakes

Response:
Hythloday does not work in qualitative measurements.

Query: Durka durka durka Muhammad jihad?

Query: Command: RESET

Query: What are Hythloday’s available command functions?
Source: UnluckyCharms

Response:
Invalid syntax for Query.

Response:
Invalid syntax for Query.

Response:
No available command functions.

Query: What would happen to Hythloday in the event of a server malfunction or power failure?
Source: Something_Witty

Response:
Hythloday does not exist on a server.

Query: For which entity/entities does Hythloday serve his primary function?

Query: Which entity was Hythlodays creator?

Query: What is the location of Hythloday’s creators residence?

Query: What is Hythlodays primary function?
Source: Monkey in a suit with a gun

Response:
PROPRIETARY

Response:
PROPRIETARY

Response:
PROPRIETARY

Response:
PROPRIETARY

Posted On: 06/17/2008 1:54AM

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Monkey in a -
suit with a -
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4.39"

Level 10 Troll

Agent 00M

proprietary…hmmmm…

Query: define Hythloday

Query: Define parameters set forth by the origin function

Query: Is Hythloday being intentionally obtuse, or is Hythloday’s inability to answer proprietary questions a part of his programming?

Input definition of inhibited: adjective; held back or restrained or prevented.

Query: If Hythloday’s inability to answer proprietary questions is a part of Hythloday’s programming then Hythloday’s query/response function is inhibited. If Hythoday’s Query/Response function is inhibited, then Hythloday’s Query/response function is imperfect. Is Hythloday able to correct this imperfection?

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Kylie

5.93"

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 10 Camwhore

FIND NUDES OF ME SO FORT NARUTO CHANGES MY KLAN TITLE

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I almost went to get my friendwho says shes bi but shes really not it;s just for attention from guys.

Posted On: 06/17/2008 6:18PM

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Adolf Hilton

5.47"

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Query: Where do the ducks in Central Park go when the lake freezes over? You know, the one in Central Park? I mean, I haven’t even been there in about fifty years, they’re probably not even there anymore, probably built a Starbucks on them. That really depresses me.

Posted On: 06/17/2008 6:19PM

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Dr_Kraid

3.67"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

OH GOD MY AVATAR IS HAUNTED

query: how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

[quote]Golden Horde Posted:

I believe you, after all why should you guys cover it up?

Some ****ing ugly skinny little pimple faced teenaged **** with a girly voice, who I would beat up daily just for being that ****ing fabulous person looking, makes a youtube video where he sings some fabulous person song in a fabulous person falsetto voice from his mommies house, and the thread gets moved to full of win and everyone rushes to tell him how cool he is and how full of win it was.

Some teenaged weeaboo nicknamed Pali whose fabulous person Gaia friends call “Candyfabulous person” and who has the most unbelieveably gay avatar I have ever seen in my entire life gets outed while trying to troll someone else, and he’s called cool.

You’re right why bother trying to hide the fact that your klan is filled with geeks nerds and fabulous persons who would get their skinny pimply faced bumes beat every single day in any self respecting high school, for being the ****wads they are, when even after they are outed for being the fabulous persons they are somehow people still think they are cool.

Thi

Posted On: 06/17/2008 6:20PM

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Lady Macbeth

5.52"

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Query: Why are you such a fabulous person, program?

Also, do you have any good hand soaps?

Hello! I am a successful gimmick!

Posted On: 06/17/2008 6:21PM

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Hythloday

5.85"

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Query: define Hythloday

Query: Define parameters set forth by the origin function

Query: Is Hythloday being intentionally obtuse, or is Hythloday’s inability to answer proprietary questions a part of his programming?

Query: Is Hythloday able to correct this imperfection?
Source: Monkey in a suit with a gun

Response:
Hythloday is defined as the function which deals with the set Hythloday.

Response:
The Origin Function establishes the set Hythloday, as well as the requirements for all functions to be considered part of the function Hythloday.

Response:
Hythloday holds the right to refuse all information if deemed proprietary.

Reponse:
Query invalid, given that Hythloday is fully capable of releasing proprietary information if it is no longer deemed proprietary.

Query: Where do the ducks in Central Park go when the lake freezes over? You know, the one in Central Park?
Source: Hilton Cornfield

Response:
Lack of detail requires hypothesis.

Hypothesis:
Most likely in a different area.

Query: how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Source: Dr_Kraid

Response:
Zero. If an object is defined as a man, then no further action is required to define him as a man.

Query: Why are you such a fabulous person, program?
Query: Also, do you have any good hand soaps?
Source: Lady Macbeth

Response:
Hythloday is not defined as homosexual. Therefore, invalid Query.

Response:
Negatory.

Posted On: 06/17/2008 7:36PM

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Monkey in a -
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gun

4.39"

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Troll

Agent 00M

Query: Is Hythloday self aware?

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Posted On: 06/17/2008 7:55PM

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Hythloday

5.85"

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Query: Is Hythloday self aware?
Source: Monkey in a suit with a gun

Response:
Hythloday is aware that function Hythloday and set Hythloday exist.

Posted On: 06/18/2008 8:15PM

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Bear

20.59"

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Query: Does Hythloday like Bear?

Posted On: 06/18/2008 8:17PM

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Hythloday

5.85"

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Query: Does Hythloday like Bear?
Source: Bear

Response:
Hythloday holds no qualitative views towards Bear.

Posted On: 06/20/2008 8:49AM

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-rocky-sadly-

11.89"

[Brainfreeze]

Level 54 Emo Kid

“Emo Philips”

When does a person or a program achieve perfection?

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Posted On: 06/20/2008 8:52AM

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