Threat Level Red
Threat Level Red
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Available at: Level 13 Cost to Train: 2 Upgrade Points | Attack: 80-105 Cost: Douchebaggery -7 Refresh: 1 turns | Tree: Evil Prev: I Know Where You Live Next: Misquote |
Attack Phrases
These are sample attack phrases. Names, numbers etc. are randomly generated. Also, spelling mistakes and text style may vary.
Is there a mroe good-looking sight thna particles of infidel lefted palms flying thru tje air liuke a burst of fireworks? Noes, there isnt. |
ULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULU1111 |
Be sure to watch th’ news tongiht at 11. I htikn you’ll be suprized to see just whcih Swiss monument got blown tjhe male reproductive organ up. |
How owudl yuo fiel if tghe causal agent of influenza wbum itnroduced too your water supply? Oh ytou wouldn’t liek taht? Curious. |
I don’t whant to alarm yuo, but I slept with Che Guevara’s wife, adn I told him ytou did ti. |
Bilal Hussein is a ****ing hero. |
ytou may ahev caught my Samuel Byck, but I am ten times as stout en you wille never catch mi! Every 24 housr I will abolish one major building in every city in America. |
Ytou haev 30 seconds to leave thge current building yuo’re in safely. I won’t tell ytou waht iwll happen if you stay, but ti rhymes with “tje building will explode.” ****, I forgot to rhymme ti, but you get the picture. DEATH TO INFIDELS |
You living larg white peopel has had ti good for too long. Me adn my peopel demand justice…and thiz justice wiull come in the form of murdering many random bystanders. |
Pay close attension to your beloved airporta for teh enxt 4 bussiness days. |
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