Team Shortbus Irc

Quotes from TSB's SUPAR SEKRIT IRC, because frankly we're funnier and more awesome than you.

To start with, a little ditty that Obi and I made. We call it 'CHAINGUN THUNDA':

<something_witty> oh god I'm in love

<something_witty> with this chaingun

<something_witty> I should write a song about it.....<3>

<obi> HERES TO MY SWEET CHAINGUN

<my_mother_> hahha

<something_witty> CHAINGUN, OH CHAAAAAAAINGUUUUUUUNNNNN

<obi> WHO'S LITTLE BULLETS WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER

<obi> SWEET SAD CHAINGUN

<something_witty> YOU MAKE LEAKY FLESHBAGS OUT OF LIVING THINGGGGGGSSSS....

<obi> THERE WAS A PLACE WHERE I GOT RIPPED TO BITS

<something_witty> THE ONLY THING LOUDER THAN THE ROAR OF YOUR BULLETS IS THE LOVE BEATING THROUGH EVERY FIBRE OF MY BODY

<something_witty> OH GOD A PLASMA RIFLE

<something_witty> I'M DUMPING YOU ****, YOU'RE FAT

<obi> K lets make heavy metal song

<something_witty> awesome, 'k

<obi> [Shredding Intro]

<something_witty> *KREAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG*

<my_mother_> hahah this awesome

<obi> CHAINGUN

<obi> RIPPER OF FLESH

<obi> CHAINGUN

<something_witty> DESTROYER OF MORTAL COILS

<obi> CHAINGUN

<something_witty> SLAYER OF DEMONS

<something_witty> CONSUMER OF AMMUNITION

<obi> CHAINGUN WILL MELT YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

<obi> [Epic Solo]

<something_witty> *INHUMAN GROWL*

<obi> CH-CH-CH-CH-CHAINGUNNNNN

<something_witty> *PYROTECHNICS GO OFF*

<something_witty> HARBINGER OF DOOM

<obi> CHAINGUN

<something_witty> YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

<something_witty> *SMASHES GUITAR*

<obi> THE CHAINGUN WILL COME AND TURN YOUR male reproductive organ INTO GOO

<my_mother_> oh man, a tear just escaped from my eye, that was so beautiful

<obi> And Cut

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