Putting Christ back in Christmas

'Putting "Christ" back in Christmas' was a tubmail received from HORNY SANTA. These are the lyrics from the song contained within that mail, 'Put the Christ back in Christmas':

Hey yo...

These ****s... (yeah?)

Tryin' to make Christmas all secularized and ****? (say what!?)

Well y’all, I-I got somethin' I gotta say to a **** (wbumup playa, c'mon), yo check this out, yo (uh)

It’s time to put Christ back in Christ-mbum

Suckas don’t like it? (say what?) Y’all can kiss my bum

Any **** talkin' that crappy gay "Happy Holiday" **** to me? Get ****slapped

Kwanzaa? Ha-ha, yo

Yo **** yo momma

Yo **** yo momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma (word)

Deck the halls with balls of holly, **** Diwali, and mother**** Hanukkah (uh!)

How that go? Kinda like this, ****

I like Christmas (why?) cause it’s the ****, **** (uh)

Represent my people from Cali to Ipswich

Get my fist all covered in **** (ick!)

**** Santa, **** Rudolph, and **** Jack Frost

Yo **** Tony Danza (Angela!) Christ is the boss (mm)

Born on Christmas, paid the ultimate cost

When those Jewish ****s hung that fine upstanding member of society on the cross

Jesus is the reason, for the holiday season

Best believe son, you best believe son (believe)

Jesus is the reason

Word to my homeboy Melle Mel Geeb-son

Apocalypto, Apocalypto

My man Christ (yeah?) he’s the **** bro (oh)

You didn't know? (no) You didn't know? (uh-uh)

Better act like you know, ho (yo)