Project Pink Eagle

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Delivered Junk

Brainfreeze intended to sent every single junk item in the game to Crotch Zombie, but Crotch Zombie hadn't gotten enough cred for that. Here's a list of what was delivered.

• Marble
• Dishwashing Brush
• Toy Eyeball
• Chinese Takeaway
• Vinyl Record
• Tomato Soup Can
• Birdhouse
• Rusty Old Kettle
• Pirate Flag
• Approxim-o™ Knife
• Remote Control
• Rubber Chicken
• “No, I ****ed Your Dad!” The Greatest Comebacks in History
• Abandoned Tire
• Spamminator 2000™ v2.0
• Human Skull
• The Anorexic Cookbook: 59 Fun Recipes for Water
• Down the Road, Not Across the Street! An Illustrated Guide to Suicide
• CMPLT MRN’S GIDE 2 TXTNG
• Genuine Asimov™ OS IX
• McBuggy Anti-Anti Virus™
• Bicycle
• Buy This Book: The Complete Guide to Buying this Book
• Pocket Watch
• Justin Timberlake's Mobile Phone
• Tome of Blasphemous Horrors
• Yellowed Pirate Shirt
• Roll of Toilet Paper
• Gilded Walnut
• Child's Drawing
• ASCII Porn
• Seasonal Centerpiece

Contributors and their contributions

These are the people that made Project Pink Eagle possible. Junk that was delivered and not on this list was invariably gotten by Invariel.

• Down the Road, Not Across the Street: Wyrd
• GIDE 2 TXTNG: Swine, with foreword by Oatgan
• Blasphemous Horrors: FatQuack (not Aleister Crowley)
• Anorexic Cookbook: Spacekadt (with suggestions from others)
• No, I ****ed YOUR Dad: Kittiejenn
• Gary Popper: Jwred5
• Jim Carroll’s: Spacekadt and Ian Ferris
• ASCII Porn: FatQuack
• Children’s Drawings: Aldo_Anything
• Buy This Book: Invariel
• Suggestions and ideas: The entire Brainfreeze klan
• Many many notes: ScullyAngel
• Covers: Spacekadt
• Wizard Boy cover: Rastanarcharismarx
• Covers for CDs: Spacekadt
• Only person to send Invariel cash for buying junk: Echuu
• Friends who ran around with Invariel tracking down delivery items: Friends who ran around with Invariel tracking down delivery items
• Deliverator: Invariel
• Inspiration: ForumWarz

Praise for Project Pink Eagle

• BINGEBOT 2015:

"Thanks again for tonight, that was too funny. The food was welcome (and delicious!), the books were hilarious, the software was perfectly crafted and the junk was.. well.. junk, and hilarious.. Just like in the game. You guys really went above and beyond. That experience was definitely one of the best things to come out of this game IMO. Thanks!"

• Invariel:

"It was awesome."

• Evil Trout:

"The mock books & software was awesome, thanks for a great surprise!"

• Jalapeno Bootyhole:

"I came."