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Herschel Jewstein S Krazy Kosher Careers

This is the service provided by Herschel Jewstein. On all days except Saturday when Herschel visits his infirm aunt, this service is available. Various NPCs provide the player with job opportunities. Each job opportunity involves a certain forum. Generally, the player must defeat the specified forum to earn the job points for that job opportunity. There are 4 types of jobs.

Normal

This job simply requires the player to pwn the forum. 1 full hour is alloted for the completion of the mission. The player will receive the Job Points upon pwning the forum.

1 Lemon Speed

This job requires the player to pwn the forum within a certain timeframe. If the player dies or exceeds this time limit, the job points are not awarded. The job is failed, and consequently terminated. The time limit will be close to the 1 lemon time speed for the forum.

2 Lemon Speed

This job requires the player to pwn the forum within a certain timeframe. If the player dies or exceeds this time limit, the job points are not awarded. The job is failed, and consequently terminated. The time limit will be close to the 2 lemon time speed for the forum.

3 Lemon Speed

This job requires the player to pwn the forum within a certain timeframe. If the player dies or exceeds this time limit, the job points are not awarded. The job is failed, and consequently terminated. The time limit will be close to the 3 lemon time speed for the forum.

Tips

When doing missions, it is helpful to do whatever possible to speed up the forums. This includes turning off images and javascript, closing all other windows, and pushing the number bumons very quickly.

Which jobs can I get?

The job board will try to give you jobs at and around your character's level. The flezz and job point reward is often proportional to the difficulty of the job. Harder jobs give more flezz and job points. The highest paying jobs are speed-run jobs on the highest level forums.

Strategy

Don't take timed jobs unless your character has very powerful attacks. You need to pwn the forum extremely quickly if you do pick a timed job, so you need to be able to deal a lot of damage quickly.

Job Points

What are they for? - Nothing, that's what.


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