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Depressing Lyrics

Depressing Lyrics

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Attack Phrases

Depressing Lyrics uses sad lyrics to upset forum users. Lyrics are taken from actual songs.

(This list is in progress - if you see a missing attack phrase, please feel free to add it!)

“I’m too depressed to go on/You’ll be sorry when I’m gone” — Blink 182
“Wish I was too dead to care/If indeed I cared at all” — Stone Sour
“the whole world’s a bottle/And life is but a dram/When the bottle gets empty/It sure ain’t worth a damn” — Traditional
“Crawling in my skin/These wounds they will not heal/Fear is how I fall/Confusing what is real” — Linkin Park
"This is the end/beautiful friend/this is the end/my only friend, the end” — The Doors
“My ma’s so sick/she might die/though my girl’s quite fit/she will die/still looking for someone who was around/barely coping/now i hate myself/wish i’d die” — Type O Negative
“The game of life is hard to play/gonna to lose it anyway/the losing card i’ll someday lay/so this is all i have to say” — Theme Song for M*A*S*H
“Here is fruit for the crows to pluck/For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck/For the sun to rot, for the trees to drop/Here is a strange and bitter crop” — Billie Holiday
“Oh yeah/I said fish****, baby/I’m gonna **** you with a fish/I said fish****, baby/I’m gonna **** you with a fish/Gonna take a river carp/And ram it up your bum/You ****… you whore/Why are you my mom?/Why are you my mom?/Why are you my mom?/Why are you my mom?/Fish****!” — GWAR
“Esaiiiaahhhh/Flurmenaaaaaaaag/Hlemur lafur/Esaiiiahhhhh” — Sigur Ros
“I have lost the will to live/simply nothing more to give/there is nothing more for me/need the end to set me free.” — Metallica
“Stop the world! I wanna get off!/I can’t take this bull****!/it stinks so bad, it’s making me cough/this place is a ****ing hell!/I’m so tired of the bull**** smell/mess with me, I’m bound to get tough/Stop the world, I wanna get off!” — System Of A Down
“Do you ever feel like/everyone hates you?/Do you ever feel like/you’d rather be dead?” — Simple Plan
“I’ll fake it through the day/with some help from Johnny Walker red/send the poison rain down the drain/to put bad thoughts in my head” — Elliot Smith, Hero
“A hundred years of blood/Crimson/The ribbon tightens round my throat/I open my mouth/and my head bursts open/A sound like a tiger thrashing in the water/Thrashing in the water/Over and over/We die one after the other/Over and over/We die one after the other after the other” — The Cure
“I see a red door and I want it painted black/No colors anymore I want them to turn black” — Rolling Stones
“So you knock the kids about a bit, because they’ve got your name/And you knock the kids about a bit, until they feel the same/And they feel like knocking down the little palaces” — Elvis Costello
”’I am’, I said/To no-one there/And no-one heard at all/ Not even the chair.” — Neil Diamond
“Beneath the stains of time/the feelings disappear/You are someone else/I am still right here” — Nine Inch Nails
“Lalala lala la lalala (suicide)/Lalala lala la lalala (suicide)/Lalala lala la lalalal (suicide)” — T-PAIN
“Anyone can see my every flaw/It isn’t hard/Anyone can say they’re above this all/It takes my pain away” — Jimmy Eat World
“The child has grown, the dream is gone/I have become comfortably numb.” — Pink Floyd
“I wanna die just like JFK/I wanna die in the USA/I wanna die/I wanna die” — Jesus and Mary Chain
“As you turn to walk away/As the door behind you closes/The only thing I have to say/It’s been a good year for the roses” — George Jones
“And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon/Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon/’When you coming home, son?’ ‘I don’t know when, but we’ll get together then.’” — Harry Chapin
“I’ll swallow poison, until I grow immune/I wiull scream my lungs out till it fills this room/How much difference/How much difference/How much difference doens it make/How much difference does it make…” — Pearl Jam
“Can we/can we kill each other quickly?/Quick enough so I won’t feel it?/A shot of strobe light anesthia and I’ll be fine” — Thrice
“And those of us with ravaged faces/Lacking in the social graces/Desperately remained at home/Inventing lovers on the phone” — Janis Ian
“Stop this world, let me off/There’s just too many pigs in the same trough/There’s too many buzzards sitting on the fence/Stop this world, it’s not making sense.” — Mose Allison
“Into the mercy seat I climb/My head is shaved, my head is wired/And like a moth that tries to enter the bright eye/I go shuffling out of life/Just to hide in death a while” — Nick Cave
“I don’t want to swim the ocean/I don’t want to fight the tide/I don’t want to swim forever/When it’s cold I’d like to die” — Moby
“They could care less/As long as someone’ll bleed/So darken your clothes/Or strike a violent pose/Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me” — My Chemical Romance
“Girl of 16/Whole life ahead of her/Slashed her wrists/Bored with life/Didn’t succeed/Thank the Lord/For small mercies” — Depeche Mode
“There’s a hole in daddy’s arm where all the money goes/Jesus Christ died for nothin’ I suppose.” — John Prine
“Our tragedy/seems to be killing everything it sees/like death itself” — Mest
"Pain, without love/ pain, cant get enough/pain, i like it rough/'cause i'd rather feel pain than nothing at all" - Three Days Grace

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