Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
The Big Give
This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.