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“Hello, I’m Remmah you said my name?” he said as he came in trembling. Bowser was surprised by the sudden intrusion but quickly realized what had happened when he was reading out Remmah’s name. Bowser had wanted to get ready before meeting Remmah, but it wasn’t a big deal. He noticed that Remmah was trembling. He thought it was a bit funny how hard Remmah was trying to hide his nervousness and also thought it was cute. “Poor guy must be awfully worried about making a good first impression,” thought Bowser. He didn’t want this to be hard for Remmah so he tried to start some conversation. “Good morning Remmah. You don’t need to be worried about anything, thanks for stopping by early. I’m sure we’ll have plenty of time to get to know each other.” Remmah let out a sigh of relief and got himself to stop trembling, he was so happy Bowser was wanting to talk to him, it was like a dream come true. He was back to being really excited. Bowser saw the perk of happiness in Remmah and smiled.

“Good morning Bow—” Remmah stopped himself. He was in shock, Bowser’s male reproductive organ was simply hanging out from the middle of his boxers. Remmah had become nervous again, he didn’t know what to do in this situation. He tried to start again “Good morning Booowseer,” he tried to say. However he couldn’t keep focus. He found himself staring at Bowser’s male reproductive organ and he couldn’t keep his eyes off of it. Remmah was simply speechless at this point, he had never seen a male reproductive organ so large. Bowser didn’t know what had made Remmah’s jaw drop. Then it hit him. Bowser had left himself exposed completely since he hadn’t bothered to get ready since Remmah wasn’t supposed to have been here yet. Bowser quickly turned around and fixed the problem. “Heh, heh, whoops,” Bowser tried to play off the event as jovially as possible. Remmah stood there red in the face, “I-I’m sorry.”

Before Bowser had a chance to say anything else Remmah was running out the door. He had never felt so embarrbumed before in his life. What had he done? Why did he just stand there and stare at Bowser’s male reproductive organ. He shouldn’t have done that. Was he really that attracted to Bowser? He had never thought about it before. He had always thought Bowser had a great body, but he had never thought about any of it sexually. But now it didn’t matter. He had completely ruined everything. He just kept on running through the castle halls trying to hold back his tears.

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