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Grey Goose Mafiosi

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Friends and business bumociates, welcome to the head quarters of Grey Goose Mafiosi Inc. Our well-conducted society has successfully established itself as a vital part of the multifarious Forumwarz community and we are looking forward to further expanding our business portfolio in the near future. We unite the radical and the integrative, the illustrious and the down-to-earth, the pbumionate and the moderate – we are ordinary yet elite. Actually, we are simply awesome. And we’re incorrigible alcoholics.

If you consider becoming a member of GGM, you’re too late. Grey Goose Mafiosi Inc. is currently on ice after having dominated the game for almost one year. This does not mean that we’re completely gone, of course.

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- enabled public profile

- level 35+

- finished Episode 3

- meeting at least two of the following requirements:

* more than 5 Domination medals

* a buildr score of 5 or higher

* more than 50 INCIT wins

* an E-Peen Length of over 14.00”

* more than 1000 Flamebate posts

- not being an idiot

- willing to regularly check the klan forum and actively participate in klan activities

- following the GGM Corporate Policy and GGM Omertà

These membership requirements were not set in stone, exceptions have been made if valid reasons were provided. Valid reasons included evidently being a hot chick. We took the liberty of accepting or rejecting any application in complete disregard to the above, yet the most important aspect was activity – members who didn’t actively contribute to the klan were being removed. That being said, putting some effort into your application has improved your chances of being accepted.

Our recruitment restrictions served the purpose to make sure that GGM consistently kept its high standards. We intended to be competitive, we strived for excellence. However, Grey Goose Mafiosi Inc. was not limited to a certain kind of players: If you met our requirements and seemed to fit in well, we were looking forward to welcome you with open arms.

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- being a decent klan Log in to see images!

- regularly executing klan raids Log in to see images!

- defeating Ricket and his Board of Directors in Domination Log in to see images!

- destroying the klan 7 VIBRATING DOLDOES Log in to see images!

- defeating Full of SEXY in terms of sexiness Log in to see images!

- getting ghax permabanned Log in to see images!

- topping the Most Flezz Leaderboard Log in to see images!

- actively contributing to forumbuildr, itembuildr, INCIT and, of course, Flamebate Log in to see images!

- regularly hosting entertaining contests Log in to see images!

- garnering reputation and respect from our peers Log in to see images!

- supporting our fellow Mafiosi in all legal and semi-legal ways Log in to see images!

- pre-eminently having as much fun as possible! Log in to see images!

We are not just another Domination klan, we are not just another moronic stakeholder group – we are the incarnation of the term “klan”. And no matter how hard you try: You can’t stop us! Sorry, you really can’t. Don’t even try. Well, maybe you could stop us somehow, but it’s just not worth it. You love us anyway.

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- 10/11/2009: Grey Goose Mafiosi is on ice

- 09/29/2009: Ending the GGM Contest Season 2009

- 09/22/2009: Getting ghax permabanned

- 04/15/2009: Launching the GGM Contest Season 2009

- 01/30/2009: #1 in the Largest Klans Leaderboard

- 01/29/2009: Destroying the old 7 VIBRATING DOLDOES

- 01/28/2009: Being the first klan with The Big Give

- 01/13/2009: Turning TUBSWEETIE into an amazingly cool guy

- 12/21/2008: Making Fingerz bumhurt

- 12/13/2008: #1 in the Most Flezz Leaderboard

- 12/11/2008: Creation of Grey Goose Mafiosi

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Klan E-Peen™

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The Big Give

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