Q: How can I get the "I'm Gay" E-Peen™?

The E-Peen™ is currently awarded to one active player every night at random.

“Active” is defined as having participated in some aspect of the game (pwning forums, posting on Flamebate, voting on ForumBuildr, etc.)

Note that since the game is quite popular these days, it is increasingly hard to receive. However, keep reaching for that rainbow and you may get it someday.