Fingerz Posted:
Amiright? I mean he’s not. His “humor” is consistently predictable and plain unfunny (if you can even call it humor). I think I’ve read one barely funny post by him the entire time I’ve been here. He’s no Phineas Poe that’s for sure. Compared to Celerysteve, Phineas puts funnier **** down on paper – when he wipes his bum. Celerysteve on the other hand, just continually spouts actual **** out both ends. You know what else? I saw some Celerysteve parody submission on buildr this week (obviously by him) and well obviously I voted that piece of **** down right then and there.
As far as I’m concerned he’s the ****ing cancer of forumwarz, and the less I see him mentioned the better. And pretty much all my friends on Skype feel the same way, so basically everyone on forumwarz (who matters anyway). I know this is just feeding his ego, whatever, but I had to get it out because I just honestly hate the ****ing guy. There is absolutely no way in hell I would suck his big succulent mouth-watering male reproductive organ because that’s something I never think about ever, most especially not every waking moment of my existence. You couldn’t pay me enough to delicately fondle his smooth glistening ballsack mere inches from my face because the very idea makes me sick to my stomach. Forget it. He should be locked up in an underground cell somewhere and be forced to do degrading sex acts over and over in front of somebody who hates him as much as me. I mean I’d want to see it just because it’d just be such uber pwnage is all I’m saying. I mean maybe suck his male reproductive organ a little bit, but just to like mess with him for the lulz. I hate that guys so much. I mean I don’t care or anything it’s just compared to all the cool posters like HoG and Fort and Jmac and Hobbart and Leetlol he’s really bad and sometimes I have to use a computer that doesn’t have my Celerysteve hellban script on it.
Obsessed
