TL;DR AHAHAHAHAHAHA HEADSETS

Also BAN PICKLED male reproductive organbum

Legendary thread.

Lets sticky this for a week then idk move to full of won.

There are so many great parts but I have to say that this one was probably the funniest:

Pickled male reproductive organbum joined.

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Odalisque: OH GOD male reproductive organbumS EVERYWHERE

Pickled male reproductive organbum left.

Hugbox left.

Something_Witty: QUICK, WE MUST COMMUNICATE WITH HEADSETS ABOUT THIS DELICATE ISSUE

Sexy Hitler left.

Something_Witty: Bugger, already gone.

Odalisque: .....they’re gone….

Overspammer: Hello spammers

Pickled male reproductive organbum joined.

Something_Witty: ahahahaha headset raids ahahahahaha

Pickled male reproductive organbum: ?

Odalisque: Overspammer: remember that time you sent me a TM the said “SPAM” about 30 times?

Odalisque: Something_Witty: AHAHAHA

Pickled male reproductive organbum: it would eliminate people accidentally pwning up to 13, or people who aren’t paying attention

Odalisque: Overspammer: that wasn’t really overspamming now, was it?

Something_Witty: TROLLS, YOU’LL BE TANKING, BRING THEIR EvP TO A PROPER DoQ LEVEL, CAMWHORES, STAND BY TO BUFF GITs, EMOS, YOU’LL BE NEEDED TO PROVIDE THE SDF FOR THE ENTIRE SDFJKGHFLSDGHSDFLG.

Something_Witty: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!111

Pickled male reproductive organbum: clever

Odalisque: Something_Witty: Ha. I would seriously pay to hear some of that.

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nanafabulous personjesus: HEY PD

nanafabulous personjesus: I HEARD YOU WANTED TO USE HEADSETS FOR RAIDS

Odalisque: heh

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Something_Witty: nanafabulous personjesus: AHAHAHAHAHA

Overspammer: lol

iIRZ: i heard that too

Overspammer: lol@

nanafabulous personjesus: AHAHHA OH MY GOODNESS

Something_Witty: TROLLS, YOU’LL BE TANKING, BRING THEIR EvP TO A PROPER DoQ LEVEL, CAMWHORES, STAND BY TO BUFF GITs, EMOS, YOU’LL BE NEEDED TO PROVIDE THE SDF FOR THE ENTIRE SDFJKGHFLSDGHSDFLG

nanafabulous personjesus: PICKLET male reproductive organbum SURE DOESNT HAVE ANY FRIENDS

Something_Witty: OH YAY I HAVE MEDALS

Overspammer: lol&

Something_Witty: THIS WILL MAKE UP FOR MY LACK OF RL SOCIAL SKILLS

Odalisque: I seriously loled, albeit quietly.

Pickled male reproductive organbum: is that the sort of stuff they say on WoW raids? i never played

Overspammer: lol &

nanafabulous personjesus: AHAHHAA SURE YOU HAVENT

nanafabulous personjesus: HEADSETS

Overspammer: i play wow. they dont say that

Something_Witty: THAT RE-RE IS ****ING NIJAING BAN THE NINJA NINJAS ARE fabulous personS GIVE BACK THE TROLL ARMOR YOU ****ING NINJA

nanafabulous personjesus: HEADSETS FOR VANILLA RAIDS

Something_Witty: KK BUT I GET COMPUTER DROPS

Overspammer: lol &

Something_Witty: But seriously though

Something_Witty: Headsets,

Something_Witty: Vanilla raids.

Something_Witty: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pickled male reproductive organbum: you guys can’t even pull it off with irc, maybe headsets would do you some good

Something_Witty: OH NO NANA, HE HAS US THERE

Something_Witty: WHATEVER WILL WE DO WITHOUT PRECIOUS MEDALS

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Dr_Kraid: so i hear domination is serious business

Something_Witty: Dr_Kraid: yeah man, headsets are the in thing now

Dr_Kraid: whoa

Dr_Kraid: that’s p high-tech

Something_Witty: true, i would’ve thought that you could use like IRC or something, but apparently not

Something_Witty: you need to spend money on a free internet game to get useless stats in that free internet game

Dr_Kraid: you just can’t get the perfect coordination on irc that you can with headsets

Dr_Kraid: and for such a delicate job with so many variables you need perfect coordination

Something_Witty: this is true

Dr_Kraid: and you can’t **** up in domination

Dr_Kraid: you just can’t

Something_Witty: besides, you sound so COOL talking fast about trolls, emos and camwhores into a voice program

Dr_Kraid: it would ruin you

Dr_Kraid: no-one would take you serious;y

Dr_Kraid: on the internet

Something_Witty: god man, i would lose my LIFE before I would lose domination

Something_Witty: oh god i can’t keep this up

Something_Witty: HEADSETS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Odalisque: you know who else wanted to use headsets? Biguyinblack.

Dr_Kraid: lol zing

Odalisque: HA.

nanafabulous personjesus: ahahha

Something_Witty: Odalisque: oh man, you mean if I used headsets I could be as cool as BGiB?

nanafabulous personjesus: BIGGUYINBLACK AND PICJLETE DCKBUT SITTING IN A TREE

Something_Witty: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE WAITING FOR TSB?

Odalisque: Something_Witty: probably!

nanafabulous personjesus: TALKING ON HEADSETS I N G

Something_Witty: FIRST COMES DOMINATION, THEN COMES WoW

Odalisque: I TOTALLY HAVE A MIC ON MY HEADPHONES THAT I FORGOT ABOUT

Odalisque: !!!

Something_Witty: THEN COMES BOTH OF THEM DYING COLD AND ALONE, VIRGINITY INTACT

nanafabulous personjesus: OH MY GOD ODAL DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME THIS MAKES TSB?!!?!?

nanafabulous personjesus: ahaha

FoetalBlowjob: HEY GUYS

FoetalBlowjob: I HAVE AN IDEA

FoetalBlowjob: LETS USE HEADSETS FOR DOMINATION

Dr_Kraid: BRILLIANT

Something_Witty: FoetalBlowjob: THAT’S AN AWESOME IDEA

FoetalBlowjob: I KNOW RIGHT

FoetalBlowjob: IT’S NOT FOETAL

FoetalBlowjob: IT’S PANTS RAPING FOETAL’S ACCOUNT

FoetalBlowjob: I’M BANNED FOR ANOTHER WEEK

Dr_Kraid: this will give us the edge we need

FoetalBlowjob: ALSO HAI PICKLED male reproductive organBUT, YOU ****ING LOSER

Something_Witty: FOETAL IS CHANNELING A B& USER

Odalisque: oh god we will be kings and queens of the internet

Something_Witty: THAT’S LIKE GHOST MAGIC, ONLY ON THE INTERNET

Something_Witty: THIS JUST FURTHER bumURES OUR ULTIMATE DOMINATION VICTORY

FoetalBlowjob: SO I FIGURED OUT AN EQUATION FOR DOMINATION

Something_Witty: DO TELL

FoetalBlowjob: W + H – S = WIN

FoetalBlowjob: WEIGHT PLUS HOW MUCH YOU CARE MINUS SOCIAL INTERACTION EQUALS A WINNAR AT DOMINATION

FoetalBlowjob: I’M GUESSING PICKLED PEEFACE IS A HEFTY FELLOW

Something_Witty: WOW

FoetalBlowjob: WITH LITTLE OR NO SOCIAL INTERACTION OTHER THAN ENNTERNETS

FoetalBlowjob: THEREFORE HE AM WINNAR

Dr_Kraid: oh lord

Dr_Kraid: i need to gain some weight

Dr_Kraid: otherwise i will suck at the intertubes

FoetalBlowjob: I’M A SKINNY ****

FoetalBlowjob: THAT’S WHY I FAIL AT ENTERTUBS

nanafabulous personjesus: guys what can i do to not talk to people rl

Something_Witty: I HAVE TO WORK ON ALL 3 OF THOSE, UNFORTUNATELY. BUT IT WILL BE WORTH IT, AS ONE DAY I MIGHT BE AS AWESOME AT DOMINATION AS PICKLED male reproductive organbum

Dr_Kraid: punch them

iIRZ: never go outside

Something_Witty: nanafabulous personjesus: BE PICKLED male reproductive organbum

FoetalBlowjob: IF YOU SIT AT YOUR COMPUTER ALL DAY NANA AND TURN YOUR PHONE OFF AND LOCK YOUR DOOR

FoetalBlowjob: LIKE PICKLED DOES

FoetalBlowjob: YOU CAN MANAGE IT

FoetalBlowjob: JUST MAKE SURE TO TELL PIZZA HUT TO LEAVE THE PIZZA OUT THE DOOR SO THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO TALK TO THE GUY

FoetalBlowjob: OTHERWISE YOU LOSE 10 INTERACTION POINTS

nanafabulous personjesus: oh okay

Something_Witty: Or better yet, get a flap so they can slide it under the door

nanafabulous personjesus: will it help if i move into the basement?

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FoetalBlowjob: GOOD IDEA

Something_Witty: hence saving you the effort of having to exert as much effort

FoetalBlowjob: YEAH NANA

FoetalBlowjob: IT WILL

Something_Witty: hence you can work on the fat part too!

FoetalBlowjob: ALSO, IF YOU MOVE INTO A BASEMENT UNDER YOUR PARENTS HOUSE..

Dr_Kraid: and a little cart on a string under it

FoetalBlowjob: THEY CAN PAY FOR THE PIZZA! PROBLEM SOLVED

nanafabulous personjesus: right now i live in a regular room which hinders my progress with the social interaction with my family

Dr_Kraid: so you can pull it to you

Dr_Kraid: so you don’t have to get up

Dr_Kraid: or

Dr_Kraid: put a motor on the string

Dr_Kraid: so you don’t even have to exercise your arms

Dr_Kraid: also

Dr_Kraid: get scurvy

FoetalBlowjob: SCURVY

FoetalBlowjob: SCURVY

FoetalBlowjob: PD I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU

Dr_Kraid: scurvy is a pirate disease and pirates are cool on the internet

FoetalBlowjob: I AM A PIRATE

FoetalBlowjob: bum PIRATE

FoetalBlowjob: LUL

Something_Witty: FoetalBlowjob: I don’t think he will answer, so I will RP him for you so you can ask the question

Overspammer: hi

FoetalBlowjob: OK

Overspammer: hi&

Something_Witty: HURF DE DURF

FoetalBlowjob: HAI PD

Overspammer: hi &

Something_Witty: DOMINATION IS COOL

Odalisque: but make sure you talk to yourself a lot, you have to keep your voice strong so TeamSpeak will pick it up.

Overspammer: hi &

Something_Witty: HAI FOETAL, I’M COOLER THAN YOU BECAUSE I HAVE MORE E-PEEN AND MEDALS

Something_Witty: I’M NOT REALLY A GIRL

Overspammer: lol

FoetalBlowjob: HERE IS MY QUESTION

nanafabulous personjesus: SUMDINWITTY THIS IS AN EERILY ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF PD I AM SCARED

FoetalBlowjob: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT BEING GOOD ON FORUMWARZ WONT HELP YOU OUT WHATSOEVER IN YOUR ****TY LITTLE LIFE?

Overspammer: ’”’”’”’”’”’”’”

Something_Witty: IT’S OK, I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE

Overspammer: maybe

Something_Witty: LIFE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT THE INTERNET

FoetalBlowjob: I THOUGHT SO

Something_Witty: I WILL PLAY FOREVER

Something_Witty: HURF DE DURF

FoetalBlowjob: AT LEAST PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET LIKE YOU HUH

FoetalBlowjob: I MEAN WAIT

FoetalBlowjob: THEY DON’T

FoetalBlowjob: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Something_Witty: I LIKE ME

FoetalBlowjob: YOU’RE NOT EVEN ACCEPTED ON THE INTERNET

Something_Witty: YOU ARE MEAN

FoetalBlowjob: THAT’S FAIRLY FAILICIOUS VELVETEEN

Pickled male reproductive organbum: oh wow, are you guys still at it? thats kind of sad.

Something_Witty: BUT I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I HAVE E-PEEN AND MEDALS

Something_Witty: I AM MAKING A LAME ATTEMPT TO COUNTER-TROLL

FoetalBlowjob: SHUT UP male reproductive organbum

FoetalBlowjob: SOMETHING WITTY IS A MUCH BETTER male reproductive organbum

FoetalBlowjob: YOU’RE DEMOTED TO SUB-male reproductive organbum

Something_Witty: PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO COUNTER-COUNTER TROLL IT AND MAKE ME LOOK EVEN STUPIDER

Pickled male reproductive organbum: i’ll stay logged into IDC so you can have your fum. catch ya later

Something_Witty: HURF DE DURF

FoetalBlowjob: WHERE YOU GOING?

FoetalBlowjob: TOILET?

FoetalBlowjob: AND DON’T LIE

nanafabulous personjesus: PICKLED male reproductive organbum IS GOING TO ANOTHER WEBSITE

FoetalBlowjob: WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE STAYING LOGGED INTO IDC SO YOU CAN READ WHAT WE’RE SAYING

Something_Witty: NO PD, DON’T DO IT, EXERCISE MAY KILL YOUR WEAKENED PHYSIQUE

FoetalBlowjob: YOU LOVE ATTENTION OK

nanafabulous personjesus: SHE WILL EYE THE TAB WITH IDC AND BE TEMPTED TO CLICK IT

nanafabulous personjesus: TO SEE WHAT THE OTHERS ARE SAYING ABOUT HIM

Something_Witty: PEOPLE ARE SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME

nanafabulous personjesus: BUT HE MUST STAY STRONG

nanafabulous personjesus: HE CANNOT LET THE OTHERS KNOW

Something_Witty: I AM TOUCHING MYSELF TO THIS ATTENTION, AS IT IS THE ONLY ATTENTION I WILL RECEIVE

Overspammer: pd stinks

Something_Witty: I WILL PRETEND TO BE COOLER THAN THESE PEOPLE, SO THAT THEY WILL GIVE ME MORE NEGATIVE ATTENTION, FURTHER INCREASING MY BLOATED EGO AS I SOMEHOW INTERPRET THIS AS A GOOD THING

Something_Witty: HURF DE DURF

nanafabulous personjesus: pd i thught you left

at first I was all, tl;dr

but I continued and lo, it was like reaching the peak of a mountain. And the the truth was revealed to me: Ban Pickled male reproductive organbum.

ahahhahah headsets.

Also I’m sure he was crying his eyes out during this. WHILE TALKING TO HIS HEADSET hahahah.

gray >_>

transparency lol

i ****in think its ****in too big

Something_Witty Posted:

oh god that is like the best thing ever. SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE THIS TO KRAID. PLEASE.

oh the temptation to give that avatar to my mother and my mother’s avatar to kraid. Log in to see images!

Tesfan Posted:

oh the temptation to give that avatar to my mother and my mother’s avatar to kraid. Log in to see images!

Hahaha do it.