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Contest Q: Is it possible for a Re-Re to pwn Great Firewall of China?

Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

Ever since Kareen Abdul Jabbar pwned Bruce Lee they don’t let negros into china :/

Project Pat edited this message on 06/25/2008 3:18AM

Big Brother

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Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

FAIL Posted:

I formally request this thread be moved to whiny ****es

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That would make a nice epeen for you fail. “Crybaby: Excessive Epeen Whore”.

Else

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Level 35 Hacker

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Evil Trout Posted:

I will certainly give it to you if you do it, since you did ask.

One week later, he still hasn’t done it. I think he’s bluffing and just doesn’t have the means pwn it.

Arktor

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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

Roleplay-Bot 3153 Posted:

One week later, he still hasn’t done it. I think he’s bluffing and just doesn’t have the means pwn it.

And what means would those be?

Else

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Level 35 Hacker

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Arktor Posted:

And what means would those be?

The flezz to rebuild and get the necessary consumables?

Arktor

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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

Roleplay-Bot 3153 Posted:

The flezz to rebuild and get the necessary consumables?

Why would anyone have 400 Smileprin XR on hand for no reason?

Else

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Level 35 Hacker

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Arktor Posted:

Why would anyone have 400 Smileprin XR on hand for no reason?

If he can do it, I think he should do it ASAP. It’s gonna be weird when he gets a special E-Peen when there are already multiple Re-Res who’ve done it by that time.

Arktor

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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

Roleplay-Bot 3153 Posted:

If he can do it, I think he should do it ASAP. It’s gonna be weird when he gets a special E-Peen when there are already multiple Re-Res who’ve done it by that time.

I think they should all get the e-peen.

Else

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Level 35 Hacker

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Arktor Posted:

I think they should all get the e-peen.

The description of my E-Peen says I’m first though. Or would there be an E-Peen for any Re-Re who does it? Oh well, we’ll see, off for the moment.

Arktor

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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

Roleplay-Bot 3153 Posted:

The description of my E-Peen says I’m first though. Or would there be an E-Peen for any Re-Re who does it? Oh well, we’ll see, off for the moment.

It’s not an accomplishment that even merits an e-peen, tbh. Beating Great Firewall as a re-re is noticeably easier than beating Faux News as any other clbum.

Else

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Arktor Posted:

It’s not an accomplishment that even merits an e-peen, tbh. Beating Great Firewall as a re-re is noticeably easier than beating Faux News as any other clbum.

1) It is an accomplishment that merits an E-Peen. It’s right in my profile. There’s E-Peen for PWNing 4 forums in a row for chrissake.

2) GFoC as Re-Re < FN as other clbumes? Come on, only one person (AFAIK) has done the former, while dozens have done the latter. You’re being really silly at this point.

Arktor

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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

Roleplay-Bot 3153 Posted:

1) It is an accomplishment that merits an E-Peen. It’s right in my profile. There’s E-Peen for PWNing 4 forums in a row for chrissake.

2) GFoC as Re-Re < FN as other clbumes? Come on, only one person (AFAIK) has done the former, while dozens have done the latter. You’re being really silly at this point.

Didn’t you just say that there’s a bunch more re-re’s planning to beat GFoC? And you can’t deny that it takes significantly more smileprin XR to beat FN as any clbum than it does to beat GFoC as a re-re. Besides, consider the time investment: for you, it was 1308s. The average time to pwn Faux News is approximately 1500 seconds. Just because only one person has beaten GFoC as a Re-Re doesn’t mean that much.

Only 11 people (not including trolls with DML) have beaten Faux News. 14 if you count trolls with DML.

There are around 120 people who have beaten episode 1 as a re-re. There are around 8260 people who have beaten episode 1 in total. A much, much smaller proportion of people have beaten FN than re-res who have beaten GFoC.

But despite being lucky enough to be given an e-peen for it, you have the audacity to say that no one else should get it?

Arktor edited this message on 06/29/2008 1:08PM

Else

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Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Arktor Posted:

Didn’t you just say that there’s a bunch more re-re’s planning to beat GFoC? And you can’t deny that it takes significantly more smileprin XR to beat FN as any clbum than it does to beat GFoC as a re-re. Besides, consider the time investment: for you, it was 1308s. The average time to pwn Faux News is approximately 1500 seconds. Just because only one person has beaten GFoC as a Re-Re doesn’t mean that much.

Only 11 people (not including trolls with DML) have beaten Faux News. 14 if you count trolls with DML.

There are around 120 people who have beaten episode 1 as a re-re. There are around 8260 people who have beaten episode 1 in total. A much, much smaller proportion of people have beaten FN than re-res who have beaten GFoC.

But despite being lucky enough to be given an e-peen for it, you have the audacity to say that no one else should get it?

I’m just saying that the description right now is that of a unique E-Peen for being first. I thought it would be made available to puppies as well because of the confusion and stuff. But if you’re promoting the idea of a special E-Peen for ANY Re-Re pwning the bastard that’s all fine with me.

Arktor

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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

It doesn’t really make sense to have more than one first, anyways. Unless it was a tie, of course. But you do deserve it. After all, you were the first.

Out of curiosity, did you spec out of cute fuzzy animals and just use OBP, or did you spend the 60 points for caturday and hamster?

I’ve worked out the math and I think a +5 offense +7 defense +225 ego build works best, but it would still take at least 300 smileprin XR.

Arktor edited this message on 06/29/2008 1:32PM

Else

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Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I had both of the attacks although I wasn’t sure about whether that would be best (I’m still not, btw). Went with 8 defense and 300 ego (with equips) to have a bit of room to time my attacks so I could use OBP pretty much every chance I got. Still scary when you get hit by +100 hits.

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