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Fun Big Brother's Ideas for Superitems (READ CZ!!!!!!!!)

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

You know the DML? An extremely pricey item that supes you up a lot? There should be more Super-items. Like for Camwhores and Emo Kids.

Camwhore Superitem Idea (Shoes):

TheMoreSkinTheBetter™

Picture:A Bare Foot

Description:This is the true sign that you are an extremely narcissistic fashion slave. Paying OVER 100,000 ****ING FLEZZ for an empty shoe box? Of course it’s probably jewel-incrusted or something…

Effects: Max Sexiness +1000

Offense +20

Defense +20

Charisma +10

Luck +10

Price:Around the same as the DML.

Emo Kid Superitem Idea (Tattoo):

Tatto of Former Lover’s Name (With Heart)

Picture:I’m sure you can find one.

Description:The 100% effective or your money back way of avoiding ever going into a stable relationship with anyone again. Note:Much more effective in creating bad memories if you tell you current lovers stories of what you did with the former ones when they learn about it.

Effects:Max Tears +1000

Offense +30

Defense +30

Price:Around the same as DML.

Consumable Superitem:

Hypercandy Sugarstix

Picture:A picture of a Pixy Stix Wrapper. If too copyrighted, try a straw wrapper painted pink.

Description: Do YOU want to be a sugar-rushed 6-year-old child again? Relive the memories of ridiculous excesses of sugar!

EffectsLog in to see images! 150-200)

Price:500 Flezz

Big Brother edited this message on 06/08/2008 2:48PM

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Camwhores already are pretty powerful. Trolls are kinda unpowered so teh DML kinda makes up for it. Emos… well, average. Their strength falls between the two other clbumes.

Esperanza

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 21 Emo Kid

You got BP? I will let you put it in my bum.

Sound good.

Esperanza edited this message on 06/07/2008 11:48PM

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Esperanza Posted:

Sound good.

I disagree.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Noone’s expected to get the DML. It’s purpose is a “Look-pretty-in-store”+“WTF? You got that much Flezz? Here, take something”. These serve the same purpose.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Big Brother Posted:

Noone’s expected to get the DML. It’s purpose is a “Look-pretty-in-store”+“WTF? You got that much Flezz? Here, take something”. These serve the same purpose.

True the trolls have the second worst ability at acquiring flezz, and the most expensive item. I now see your point.

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