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Super duper -
sexy ENORCA

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Silverfishes]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Elder.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Voltron enters the house of the village elder and speaks with him.

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“Us village is pestered by critters from da caves to the southeast.”

“The village carpenter tried to explore the dungeon but was not seen again.”

“It would be great if ye could discover his whereabouts.”

Voltron agrees to help the elder, notes the position of the village dungeon, and checks what her notebook currently contains:

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She decides that it’s time to leave Terinyo for now and continue on her adventure. She looks at her map, and wonders where she should go to now.

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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Get the doggy first, sounds like an easier task.

Super duper -
sexy ENORCA

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Silverfishes]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Something_Witty Posted:

Get the doggy first, sounds like an easier task.

If there won’t be those ****ing giant ants there Log in to see images!

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Something_Witty Posted:

Get the doggy first, sounds like an easier task.

ha ha

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

BirdofPrey Posted:

ha ha

I just made a whoopsie, didn’t I? Log in to see images!

OH WELL, TOO LATE NOW! Log in to see images!

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

(There are ALWAYS ants in the puppy cave! But it’s your choice, guys!)

Voltron decides to help the tiny girl find the puppy first. She goes to the northeast, and comes to a cave entrance.

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Voltron braces herself and enters…

Super duper -
sexy ENORCA

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Silverfishes]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

But sometimes it’s is possible to evaide those evil bastards very easily Log in to see images!

I wonder what will happen next Log in to see images! Super duper sexy ENORCA edited this message on 06/04/2008 6:52AM

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

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...shortly after entering, she feels a strange surge of power. Ominous!

Super duper -
sexy ENORCA

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Silverfishes]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Oh – I see an item Log in to see images!

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

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Voltron finds a quarterstaff lying on the ground. She wonders if she should continue using the club (+0, 1d6) or switch to the twohanded quarterstaff (+0, 1d10).

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

ahahahaha you are so doomed.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Hmmm, well the staff IS a blunt weapon, so I imagine it’d be good for priests. What advantages/disadvantages does it hold over the club other than damage though?

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

The staff has higher damage (1d10 compared to 1d6) but is two-handed so we’ll have to switch to a different weapon if we find a shield later on.

(And surge of power means an artifact and a named guardian has been generated on the level!)

Nillo edited this message on 06/04/2008 7:13AM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Nillo Posted:

The staff has higher damage (1d10 compared to 1d6) but is two-handed so we’ll have to switch to a different weapon if we find a shield later on.

In that case, if you can keep the club in your pack for later and wield the staff, do that, otherwise just stick with the club.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Voltron equips the quarterstaff and keeps the club for later use. This place gives her the shivers… she decides to move as carefully as possible.

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Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

A goblin rockthrower appears!

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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Approach moving in a zig-zag, then smack the crap out of it!

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Voltron swings her staff and hits the goblin, killing it instantly!

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The goblin dropped a pile of rocks. She decides that they’re not worth keeping, but there seems to be another item in the room.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

It turns out to be a blessed long sword (+0, 1d8)! It almost deals as much damage as the quarterstaff and is one-handed.

Log in to see images! Nillo edited this message on 06/04/2008 7:35AM

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