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Women of ForumWarz, I ask for a moment of your time.
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Ladies of ForumWarz – I feel a twinge of regret for what I’m about to say, but I fear I must say it anyway. The truth is, I have begun to tire of my long nights at the farm, sleeping with the awkward animal called “Jalapeno Bootyhole’s mother”. So of you fine women, I ask for one (or possibly two, or three) of you to step foward and fill this void. Benefits of this relationship would include:
* Acquaintanceship with the sexiest 77 year old man alive. * The privilege of sleeping with a man who has been knighted by Queen Elizabeth II * The duty of providing sandwiches to none other than James. ****ing. Bond. * Access to my vast wealth, keeping you in the most beautiful, and more importantly, most revealing dresses imaginable.
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:12AM |
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the real james bond wouldnt have to solicit intercourse on the internet. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:16AM |
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BirdofPrey Posted:
20 years ago he wouldn’t have…he probably does now.
On second thought, you’re right, he’s rich…doesn’t matter how old and wrinkled you are, when you got money you can get laid. |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:18AM |
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fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:
Are you offering yourself?
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:19AM |
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Post a picture of your male reproductive organ and I’ll consider it Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:22AM |
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la noche triste Posted:
He said women…but hell for enough BP’s I would consider it. |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:26AM |
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fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:
I am sure that you have been anally fisted for less.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:28AM |
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la noche triste Posted:
Sure why not? |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:32AM |
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fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:
there can only be one, Miss Moneypenny “The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 4:12AM |
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200KillerWasps Posted:
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 1:17PM |
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SC: It looks like this is my lucky day! I’ll take “The Rapists” for $200
AT: That’s “Therapists,” not “The Rapists”...
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 1:34PM |
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ANSWER: This curmudgeon tries way too hard to get underage women on the internet. Alex Trebek edited this message on 05/30/2008 4:03PM |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:31PM |
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*Bleep*
Who is Sean Connery? FAIL edited this message on 05/30/2008 3:44PM
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:32PM |
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FAIL now with control of the board |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:32PM |
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I’ll take “Insignificant fabulous persons” for 1000 Alex
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:32PM |
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ANSWER: This insignificant fabulous person ruins every RP thread he goes near. |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:33PM |
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*Bleep*
Who Is Fenk?
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:33PM |
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Right again, FAIL now dominating the scoreboard with 1600.
More JEOPARDY after the break |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:34PM |
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Wow, FAIL and Alex saved this bored from absolute fabulous personry.
inb4 some lame reply saying something about me being a bunch of fabulous personry and everything related. |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:41PM |
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p cool thread
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:48PM |
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