You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.
You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.
dog joke thread
|
|||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
q. what breed of dog is an illegal immigrant
a. border collies bada bing bada ****in boom |
||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 9:26PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View Macks's Profile
|
#
  |
||||||
|
q. What do you call a bull dog and ****zu mix?
a. a mutt.
Log in to see images! |
|||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 9:28PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View FAIL's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
a. a seriously abused or deformed dog |
||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 9:30PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View DeadMcMahon's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Q: What do you call a **** with red hair and saggy teats?
A: LizTheShiz! Suck my left one. |
||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 9:51PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View mary misanthrope...'s Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
I find your jokes offensive.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
|
|||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 9:53PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View twas's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
dog bada bing bada ****in boom |
||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 9:55PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View Macks's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Why did Helen Keller’s dog kill itself? You would too if your name was MMraaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhuhhuh
hehe that joke works better if you can hear it, and see the persons very special looking facial expressions. rantmonkey edited this message on 05/25/2008 9:57PM |
||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 9:56PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View rantmonkey's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
mary misanthrope Posted:
thread won
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
|
||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 9:56PM |
Rate this Post: 0
nanafabulous personjesus
|
#
|
||||||
|
Q: What do you call macks’ dog?
A: Freckles. |
||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 10:08PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View Biff Weasley's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Q: Whats the best kind of dog ? A: A dead one. |
||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 10:10PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View Empress Desu's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Little kid sittin on the sidewalk with a plastic bucket full of turpentine and battery acid, stirring it with a stick. Preist walking by asks him what he’s got in the bucket. Kid tells him, and the priest is worried. So the preist tells the kid, “Boy, I know you like playing with that stuff because it is powerful chemicals, but I have something much more powerful you should be playing with. Holy water! Just a bit ago I put some holy water on a pregnant womans stomach, and she pbumed a child.”
Kid looks up an tells the priest, “**** mister, I put some of this here stuff on a dogs bum, an he pbumed a ****in JEEP!”
Edit: What?? It had a dog in it! rantmonkey edited this message on 05/25/2008 10:17PM |
||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 10:14PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View rantmonkey's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner. Bu that’s OK, he’s a Boxer. |
|||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 10:19PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View An Hero's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
Hehehe Wiener dog. |
||||||
| Posted On: 05/25/2008 10:35PM |
Rate this Post: 0
View rantmonkey's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
twas Posted:
I often had trouble recreating the avatar I had at this point.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
|
|||||||
| Posted On: 03/25/2012 6:55AM |
Rate this Post: 0
View twas's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
|
You Are The Man Now Dog Log in to see images! |
||||||
| Posted On: 03/25/2012 10:03AM |
Rate this Post: 0
View unknownn's Profile
|
#
|
||||||
