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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

enire Posted:

What’s all this nonsense? Everyone knows Zombies don’t exist in real life, and holy water is just warm tap water and spit. Sheesh…

they exist, I can show you

enire

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[70 Character Story-
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

elenaratelimit Posted:

they exist, I can show you

I’m intrigued. Tell me more.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

enire Posted:

I’m intrigued. Tell me more.

well…that also happens to be in my basement…

enire

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[70 Character Story-
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

elenaratelimit Posted:

well…that also happens to be in my basement…

Is that why you want to get the re-re child down there?

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

Janie Posted:

I’ve had it with men. I think I’m going to try girls.

Hi Janie…I just wanted to apologise for how I’ve treated you in the past. I think you are a really nice girl and I think we could really get along if you wanna give it a try sometime…

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

my_mother Posted:

Hi Janie…I just wanted to apologise for how I’ve treated you in the past. I think you are a really nice girl and I think we could really get along if you wanna give it a try sometime…

Keep me informed as how this works out.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

enire Posted:

Is that why you want to get the re-re child down there?

errr yes…to show her zombies…and stuff….

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Eirairaianna

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Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

Log in to see images! I do’nt wont too see your zmobeis! I alredy hav a zombei freind, his name is Bif, Ithink h useto be Janeis’ boyfreidn befor teh acsident. Now he is mada nd sad adn, he smels bad adn, he keeps saynig branes branes branes adn, i hav too be carfull or he wil bite me, tahts’ wat Janei sais. kkkkkkkkkkkkk,njjuu < sory i splild somthing on the compueter adn, i Presed some butens wehn I was cleneing it.

Anyway I alredy now lot’s about zmobeis adn, I dont’ nede to go t oyour’ basmnet.

Also Janei is gonig to fix Bifw ith holey watter adn, if you were a nise person yo u would fix the zmobeis in your basment wiht holeywater to.

Yo ucan aslo com tehm down bye sniging songs lik rockaby baby adn, frerre jocke and, merry had a litel lam and, twinkel twinkel litel star. But not crismas songs tehy do’nt lik tohse.

I am nevre evre comnig to you’r basment!!!!!!

LITENINGBOLTTT!!!@@!!!!@!!

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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

They don’t want to be cured with holy water… they scream and stuff… it’s mean to use it on them. They’re mean, not me – if you went into my basement…you would see…

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enire

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Eirairaianna, stay away from him!

enire edited this message on 06/17/2008 2:38PM

MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

elenaratelimit Posted:

They don’t want to be cured with holy water… they scream and stuff… it’s mean to use it on them. They’re mean, not me – if you went into my basement…you would see…

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I drew a comic book about zombies one time!

The zombies went to my dads house, and tried to come in and eat me and my da and my mom but I turned into MONGOLoidWARRIOR and I beat the mean zombies up really bad.

They couldn’t move no more and then my dad said I did a really good job and that was really neat because he never says that, he just yells and tells me I am not listening a lot.

Eirairaianna

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Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

elenaratelimit Posted:

They don’t want to be cured with holy water… they scream and stuff… it’s mean to use it on them. They’re mean, not me – if you went into my basement…you would see…

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I do’nt beleiv you! I wihs i never was you’r freind.

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LITENING BOLT!!!!

Also, tahts my freind Mongeloid Warrier on teh left wiht the nuncucks!

enire Posted:

Eirairaianna, stay away from him!

Sut up Ernei no one cars wat you tihnk! I do’nt nede you’r help. You stnik adn, you are even mener tahn mister Elementrylimit, becaes you pretedn to be nise.

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LIteningbolt!!!

Ernei is in his underware LOL!

InaneAnomaly

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“Dick in a Box”

At this point I feel all I can say is Log in to see images!

Johnny Mac

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Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

InaneAnomaly Posted:

At this point I feel all I can say is Log in to see images!

Read my mind. Log in to see images!

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

I HAVE REAL LIGHTENING BOLT MACHINEZ RLY COME 2 BASEMENT Log in to see images!

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MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Eirairaianna Posted:

Sut up Ernei no one cars wat you tihnk! I do’nt nede you’r help. You stnik adn, you are even mener tahn mister Elementrylimit, becaes you pretedn to be nise.

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LIteningbolt!!!

Ernei is in his underware LOL!

Hee hee Enire is in his underwear!

HI Eirairaianna!

I got plastic nunchucks for christmas and it doesn’t hurt when I hit my head with them like the one time when I tried to use the real nunchucks and it made my head have a big bump on it and my dad said I was stupid fofr playing with them in the first place and I need to start listening to him.

So he got me plastic ones for Christmas because I like nunchucks for a weapon because I am MONGOLoidWARRIOR! and I use nunchucks.

Sometimes in my comics I don’t use them though I just pick up the bad guys and shake them andd then throw them a long ways like into outer space or something.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

LOOK, DOES THIS NOT LOOK SUPERFUN TO U? YOU CAN SEE IT IF IT MAEKS U FEEL BETR ABT GOING

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Eirairaianna

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Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

elenaratelimit Posted:

LOOK, DOES THIS NOT LOOK SUPERFUN TO U? YOU CAN SEE IT IF IT MAEKS U FEEL BETR ABT GOING

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Wich roms have the zombeis? Why ar ethe dors so smal? A labryenth is god for hunting monstres like in Dungions and Dargons, but its weerd to hav it in you’r hous. Usualy labryenth’s belnog to badgyus adn, tehy ar ein teh montians. I wil go tehre only with a POWARFUL army adn, we wil fix your zombeis wiht HOLYE WATRE adn, we wil take al you’r treseur adn, we wil BETE YOU UP REALY HARD!!!!

My powarful army wil have MONGELOID WARRIER adn CAPTIAN SODA adn GROG THE BARBERIEN adn SUPERHAPPYFUNKITTEI adn JANEI, we wil be unstopabel adn, you wil wish youn ever envited me!!!

LITENING BOLLT!!!!

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MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Eirairaianna Posted:

Wich roms have the zombeis? Why ar ethe dors so smal? A labryenth is god for hunting monstres like in Dungions and Dargons, but its weerd to hav it in you’r hous. Usualy labryenth’s belnog to badgyus adn, tehy ar ein teh montians. I wil go tehre only with a POWARFUL army adn, we wil fix your zombeis wiht HOLYE WATRE adn, we wil take al you’r treseur adn, we wil BETE YOU UP REALY HARD!!!!

My powarful army wil have MONGELOID WARRIER adn CAPTIAN SODA adn GROG THE BARBERIEN adn SUPERHAPPYFUNKITTEI adn JANEI, we wil be unstopabel adn, you wil wish youn ever envited me!!!

LITENING BOLLT!!!!

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PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME!!! I can help!

Oh.

You did pick me! YAY! YAY! YAY!

We can go to his houre with our army, and we can beat him up and use holy water on the zombies and take all his treasure, and then we will WIN.

And then I will draw a comic about it and at the end of the comic we will have a party because we won! And we will run around and dance and laugh because I like to tdo that when I win, like at the special olymips when I won a ribbon for being super fast in a race and then I ran around and laughed for a long time.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Eirairaianna Posted:

Wich roms have the zombeis? Why ar ethe dors so smal? A labryenth is god for hunting monstres like in Dungions and Dargons, but its weerd to hav it in you’r hous. Usualy labryenth’s belnog to badgyus adn, tehy ar ein teh montians. I wil go tehre only with a POWARFUL army adn, we wil fix your zombeis wiht HOLYE WATRE adn, we wil take al you’r treseur adn, we wil BETE YOU UP REALY HARD!!!!

My powarful army wil have MONGELOID WARRIER adn CAPTIAN SODA adn GROG THE BARBERIEN adn SUPERHAPPYFUNKITTEI adn JANEI, we wil be unstopabel adn, you wil wish youn ever envited me!!!

LITENING BOLLT!!!!

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yes yes…you’re all invited

and I have special drinks to serve before you hunt zombies…it will give you special protection

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