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Oh Hey PANTS

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3.0"

[INTERNET DETECTIVE-
CLUB]

Level 1 Re-Re

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PANTS FACEBOOK

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SOME OF PANTS EXCELLENT WRITING: (MORE ON THE PHOTOBUCKET ALBUM)

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Posted On: 05/06/2008 8:32AM
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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
15.97"
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

GUESS WAT

YOU’RE A fabulous person. PANCE IS AWESOME. YOU ARE NOT.

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Posted On: 05/06/2008 8:34AM
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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
7.55"
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

i love these threads

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Posted On: 05/06/2008 8:35AM
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FoetalBlowjob

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4.4"
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

LOL
Posted On: 05/06/2008 8:37AM
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SLASH BAN

Avatar: TENGO RAGE FOR NANA's Avatar
5.86"

[SRSLY]

Level 11 Hacker

“BASIC”

/ban

SLASH BAN edited this message on 11/19/2008 4:23PM
Posted On: 05/06/2008 8:39AM
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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500
9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

You do realize you’re highlighting the fact that he appears to be living an enjoyable life and has friends outside the internet, right?

MA BAWS ARE FULL TA BURTIN’ KIRSTY

Posted On: 05/06/2008 8:44AM
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FoetalBlowjob

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4.4"
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

Something_Witty Posted:

You do realize you’re highlighting the fact that he appears to be living an enjoyable life and has friends outside the internet, right?

AND YOU ARE HIGHLIGHTING THE FACT YOU HATE YOUR LIFE AND HAVE NO FRIENDS.
Posted On: 05/06/2008 9:14AM
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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500
9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

FoetalBlowjob Posted:

AND YOU ARE HIGHLIGHTING THE FACT YOU HATE YOUR LIFE AND HAVE NO FRIENDS.

In what regard, good sir? Log in to see images!

MA BAWS ARE FULL TA BURTIN’ KIRSTY

Posted On: 05/06/2008 9:25AM
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Macks

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4.08"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

This thread is twice as funny when you imagine the OP as a fat, drooling neckbeard who grimaces every time he finds a picture of pants doing something other than using a computer.

“I’ll show these pictures to the internet, then they’ll realize pants isn’t fully committed to them! He’s CHEATING on the internet with the real world! I’ll show him. I’ll show everyone!”

bada bing bada ****in boom
Posted On: 05/06/2008 10:48AM
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Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
8.2"
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

I was being offtopic :/

Echuu edited this message on 05/06/2008 11:05AM
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 05/06/2008 11:01AM
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-God-

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4.17"

[We will hunt you d-
own and kill you]

Level 10 Re-Re

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fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

I am a miserable loser

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Posted On: 05/06/2008 11:53AM
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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
7.41"
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

That PANTS is a handsome man! Log in to see images!

Posted On: 05/06/2008 12:41PM
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Macks

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4.08"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

Biff Tannen Posted:

That PANTS is a handsome man! Log in to see images!

too old for you

bada bing bada ****in boom
Posted On: 05/06/2008 5:25PM
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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
7.41"
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Macks Posted:

too old for you

Hurrr! bumHURT!

Posted On: 05/07/2008 1:14AM
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John Fitzger-
ald Kennedy

Avatar: 43547 2009-10-17 10:48:44 -0400
11.25"
10

[Dead Presidents So-
ciety]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Ode to PANTS

I have a monster crush on you,

A super-dinosaur!

It sits upon my chest and throat

And yet I beg for more.

When you’re away I miss you so

My heart is full of sand.

Yet when you’re here my stupid fear

Won’t let me touch your hand.

I cannot sleep, I cannot eat,

I’m so wrapped up in you.

My thoughts drift up, away from words,

And fade into the blue.

I know this crush is not your fault;

The dinosaur is mine.

Yet if you could, please rescue me,

And put your arms around me, and hold me, and say

You love me, and Oh! God! Would that be good!
Posted On: 05/07/2008 6:22AM
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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500
9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE Log in to see images!

MA BAWS ARE FULL TA BURTIN’ KIRSTY

Posted On: 06/21/2008 4:39AM
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Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
8.2"
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

 

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Oooooooh, Give you up
Oooooooh, Give you UP)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 06/21/2008 6:05AM
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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
7.5"
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Echuu you a fan of my cousins work also?
Posted On: 06/21/2008 6:13AM
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SODOMY KING

Avatar: Mother and Children
3.11"

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

pants is pretty ba dudes
Posted On: 06/21/2008 6:23AM
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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
7.5"
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

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A little to much Earthbound?
Posted On: 06/21/2008 7:15AM
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