How about . . .

Cigars to replenish troll douchebaggery. I ****ing love tobacco and I especially love it in the form of cigars.

Now as to items . . . am I correct in understanding that re res don’t have any equip-able items? Why not let them equip an item of junk and use it as a bong? I’m saying ANY junk item, since any internet re re worthy of the name can make a bong out of anything. Or if drug use doesn’t fit the game’s conception of re res, then the item could be equipped as the re re’s “best friend”. I imagine it would give the re a few more ego points or something.

If you like these ideas, send me BP. THANK YOU1111111

chito Posted:

I think that Re Re’s should be able to equip shoes as a fetish.

You have a point.

FAIL Posted:

I think that re-res having items kind of defeats the purpose of the clbum…

maybe it’s just me though

I defer to your judgement on the matter. You are a 10th Level Re Re and I am a mere 10th Level Troll. Don’t take my suggestions too seriously; I think it the height of arrogance to suggest to an author what he should write about. Not that I’ve ever been bashful about being arrogant.

When I was writing the suggestion about re res making bongs out of any junk object, it caused me to wonder about the nature of re res. Real online tards. Surely a large number of them are stoned. That they are all literally mentally very special is statistically impossible, of course. But their exhibited mental deficiency seems unnatural, an order of magnitude greater than the stupid people one meets out in the world.

I’d still really like cigars as an item for trolls, though. I consider cigars to be a better (and more trollish) drug than cocaine. That is, if I humble player might be so bold as to suggest it. Log in to see images! Marcos El Malo edited this message on 05/03/2008 5:02AM

I agree, it would be nice to give a re-re something he can equip. the idea with junk is quite good, maybe he could throw in junk in battle, like the ninja-clbum in some final fantasy games. the more expensive, the bigger the hit-count, for example

Marcos El Malo Posted:

But how do you “throw” something on the internet? I guess if anyone would try, it would be a re re.

Re-re: I AN LIKE YAAA

*throws “Empty Gas Pump” at monitor*

ballon Posted:

More like a hissy-fit move.

I like that idea. Also, how about a anti-psychotic pill or ritalin or a anti-dopamine.

was Posted:

I like that idea. Also, how about a anti-psychotic pill or ritalin or a anti-dopamine.

Thorazine? Thorazine, AKA Chlorpromazine, is an old school anti-psychotic with famous side effects, most notably the Thorazine Shuffle.