What goes blackwhiteblackwhiteblackwhiteblackwhiteblackwhiteblackwhite?

A nun rolling down a hill!

What do you get when you cross PANTS with Evil Trout?

A Trouser Trout!

How do you catch it?

You go fly fishing!

why didn’t the romans find algebra very challenging? because X was always 10.

what do you get if you cross a mafia boss with a modern artist? someone who’ll make you an offer you can’t understand.

what is the difference between an onion and a set of bagpipes? no body cries when you chop up a set of bagpipes.

what should you never do if you find some invisible ink?

good judgment comes from experience but experience comes from bad judgment.

ahahahah i’m hilarious

Scientists were intrigued and excited by a new type of avian, the Square Bird. This strange creature was completely square, lived on a square island with square trees, square coconuts, everything was square because if the bird ever saw anything round, it would drop dead instantly.

So the scientists set out to catch the square bird, traveling in a square boat over the square waves, leaving a square wake. When they reached the island, they donned special square clothes, entered their square jeep with square wheels which went BUMPITY BUMPITY BUMPITY, and began their search for the square bird.

When they found the square bird, they fired a square net out of a square gun mounted on the back of the square jeep, then placed the bird into a square cage with square bars. They got back into the square jeep and traveled back to the square boat (BUMPITY BUMPITY BUMPITY), loading the square cage containing the square bird into a square holding pen.

Back on the mainland, a special presentation in which the square bird would be shown to the public was organized. All those participating had to wear square clothes, sitting in square seats in a square theater. The square cage containing the square bird (blocked with a square cloth) was placed on the stage, and the announcer said: “Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you, the square bird!” Upon which the square cloth was lifted off the square cage, and the public in their square clothes, sitting in their square seats in the square theater gasped in amazement at the square bird.

There was a round of applause and the bird dropped dead.

Something_Witty edited this message on 05/03/2008 11:38PM