because we were not mocked and vilified enough during our first week’s contest, and because somehow what we do seemed rewarding and interesting despite the obvious pointless futility of it all, we’re soldiering on to present another week’s contest. i suppose the general uselessness of all activity when oppressed by the constant march towards doom makes diversions like this popular, and despite all protestations that we want meaning and importance in our lives, being popular somehow creates validation.

therefore, starting tonight at midnight EST, we will be running a Role-Playing contest. if you would like to take part, please make a post in this thread stating “i’m in” or something to that effect, but be clear or we might think you’re in when you don’t actually want to take part in this lame ****. members of klan SRSLY will be watching the role-playing forums for your roleplay, and at midnight Friday May 2nd, we will decide who has most impressed us with their ability to create an interesting character and role-play it the best. quality is more important than quantity, but quantity does help – someone posting a few dozen times will be easier to notice and reward than someone with one or two posts.

the winner will be sent 5 Brownie Points as a reward for their commitment to rp – enough to create a new alt with a new avatar and a new IDC color just in case your personal shame over rp makes you feel you have to change your identity. we understand completely, and suffer with you in the eternal darkness of social conformity.

if you don’t win, or this week is bad for you to have the time to post much (this week has been mostly lamenting the fragmentation of my band and listening to weezer, so i understand), or if inspiration doesn’t hit you until too late, don’t worry: we plan on running this contest several more times.

the only real rules: don’t break board rules; we won’t pay attention to RP in the non-RP forums, so don’t screw around in those places; we will pay attention to rp in IDC, but even though our lives are sad and meaningless with no real purpose, we can’t promise to have someone watching there constantly, so if you think you did good RP then TM a copy of it to me or Natalie.

this is what happens when i think i’m doing well

this is what happens when i think i’ve got it right

the same mistake over and over again

the same mistakes until i die

i will never be fixed

the mistake is fixed. my embarbumment and incompetence is shown to the world. but i also think i have lyrics for a new song. thank you, shot.

I’M IN

Pink Floyd Posted:

I held the blade in trembling hands

Prepared to make it but just then the phone rang

I never had the nerve to make the final cut.

I’m in.

youre also a ****ing loser

im in >__> orenji sugoi

Pink Floyd Posted:

I held the blade in trembling hands

Prepared to make it but just then the phone rang

I never had the nerve to make the final cut.

I’m in.

worst use of 4 bp ever

LOL @ replying to yourself!

( ^_^) Good chance to every entries! Reminder to keep in you character in a lot of flamebate not here just! We look them all!

Postin’ in dis thread

chito Posted:

Role playing in the forums? How do I roll the dice?

Same way you fondle your balzac.