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My Day as a Crotch Zombie
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Hi everyone! It’s Tom Anderson from MySpace.com! I just had a grand adventure that I wanted to share with you all!
It all started in the IDC, where I persuaded The Other Other Hole to make me a member of Crotch Zombie for a day. He seemed kind of angry about something, I don’t know what.
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And so I was invited to join the elite klan run by this site’s illustrious developers! How awesome is that?
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Naturally, I accepted. Here you can see my home page, with my new klan affiliation! Log in to see images!
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They took me through a tour of their headquarters. Here’s the first part of their profile. Isn’t it awesome?
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And here I am, mingling with the cognoscenti!
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Then of course I went to their top secret forums to introduce myself. Here I am saying ‘hi’!
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Well, that’s all for now. Tune in for part two of my story, when I am nominated to replace Jalapeno Bootyhole as a permanent member of Crotch Zombie! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:10PM |
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this thread is honestly one of the worst things I have ever read. i would like to request that you stick a knife in your throat. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:14PM |
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my god i love you piglet. are you ready to come back to tsb now? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:16PM |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:17PM |
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i also want to be a crotch zombie |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:18PM |
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This is an epic win. It iz made of lulz and an hero. |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:21PM |
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stop the suspenze
what do gay whoreses eat? |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:36PM |
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:37PM |
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Natalie Posted:
I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNICORNS.
What a coup, TOM. You deserve a major major peen for that. In fact, not just a Peen, but a title to go with it. I suggest Peen Lord or some such. Maybe Right Honorable Peen Lord, if you want to get fancy.
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 6:06PM |
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Marcos El Malo Posted:
LORD ZOMBIE sounds right. What a coup. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 6:10PM |
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i wish you were still a crotch zombie so you could ban yourself for this stupid thread |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 9:53PM |
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This is the greatest thing that’s ever happened in this game.Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 9:57PM |
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My bra’s off to you, good sir. |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 10:00PM |
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Arktor Posted:
i wish youdve taken your head off too |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 10:09PM |
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TOM YOU FAIL…
YOU SHOULD OF MADE YOURSELF AN OFFICER Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 10:35PM |
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I press my forehead on the window And through it watch children Playing on the lawn
Desolation pulses through my veins And my futile fingers reach out for guidance I savor the blade, sinking deeper than blue
I can taste tranquility for a wavering instance The anger flows down my arm as the bitter black blood Burns off my fingertips
Death swims before me in hazy illusion Images of eternity skip shamelessly through my mind Pain surrounds, I am resolved to be – still
I run my hand on the tear stained window And distorted through it Watch children playing on the lawn |
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| Posted On: 04/19/2008 12:58AM |
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tom you smell |
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| Posted On: 04/19/2008 2:16PM |
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You may have been a member for a day, but you weren’t an admin! /flex |
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| Posted On: 04/19/2008 2:17PM |
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****hole
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****hole Posted:
You wouldn’t have become an admin if it weren’t for him. |
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| Posted On: 04/19/2008 2:21PM |
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Here are some pics now that the fun is over:
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/19/2008 2:39PM |
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****hole
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