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Debate What is the minimum required number for a circle jerk?
Poll: Minimum for a circle jerk?
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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

2 can’t make a circle and 3 is more of a triangle. I think 4 could get the job done but if I was in charge of organizing the circle jerk I would want at least 5.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
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[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
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Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

1 imo

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Dr Jerome Hu-
nsaker

Avatar: 263954 2015-02-04 01:29:46 -0500
122

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Hacker

Surely 4 would be a square Log in to see images!

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Dr Jerome Hunsaker Posted:

Surely 4 would be a square Log in to see images!

I was kinda thinking that, but I still think you could get away with 4. At least 5 would be optimal though because what if someone has to drop out? I keep a list of backups just in case. Like NASA.

Spot

Avatar: 34067 2011-11-01 00:35:29 -0400
46

[Good Omens]

Level 35 Re-Re

Singularly the ****!

If you hop or shuffle sideways while remaining the same distance from the middle, this movement would describe a circle, no matter how many there are – so the correct answer would be 1. To draw an accurate circle this way would require exceptional multitasking skills. Perhaps instead a rotating platform?

If everyone were to remain stationary however, mathematically there is no such thing as a ‘circle’ jerk – even if everyone on the planet were involved. The radius of this ‘circle’ would btw be approx 500,000 km, provided everyone stood shoulder to shoulder – so clearly this is not going to happen in our lifetimes unless there’s a mbumive population drop and then a big post apocalypse get-together.

Spot edited this message on 07/03/2015 5:48PM

The one on the screen counts, right?

Rabbit Vibra-
tor

Avatar: 190467 2015-08-05 14:43:50 -0400
27

[male reproductive organ]

Level 69 Camwhore

Thor!

My male reproductive organ is long enough to wrap around all of you and form a circle, if that counts.

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