An ode to Emo ****es, titled how I feel about emos

You hag, you bag, you dirty rag, you sleazy slimy ****!

Between your legs fungus lies, and maggots crawl out your bum!

Before I’d mount your unshaved legs or suck your sgreat times infested mammary glands, I’d drink a gallon of buzzard ****, and die the blithering ****s!

is tha gud poetry?

do u mind if i recrd this and make a DRAGONBUSTER NO TENNIS CHAMPION: LEGEND OF ETERNAL COWBOY DUNGEON music video 2 it? >_> thinkin specifically of synching to saskoa’s battl /w doboti (so kawaaaiiii Log in to see images!) in ep21. id use linkin park but all the hav ben done!!!!!!! ._____.

mabe somethin lik http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXPi6Fjmhi0 or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fY91HYCfzA ;^____^

Damn…I like yours better than mine…but I still feel we are expressing the same thing

Zre Posted:

The story of about how emo decided to die.

One young emo decided to die,
  so he inserted sharp fork in his eye,
Now so bleedy he will weep,
  because the fork is sitting deep,
Poor young emo can hardly to sleep:
  fork his eyes opened keep,
But poor emo can not leave live:
  he's so pathethic, that he scares even death, so he unable to die

That’s deep. Spot on. I revel in the misery of it.

You know, while I may like making fun of all you poetry reading emo fabulous persons, I actually do like some poetry.

For example, the greates poet ever (aside from the brilliant unknown author of those “there once was a man from nantucket” poems which are epic), Andrew Dice Clay!

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, jerked off in his girlfriends eye, and when that eye was dried and shut, Goergie ****ed that one eyed ****!

Damn…that nearly brings a tear to my eye…NAW it doesn’t you fabulous persons!! HAHAHA

Voodoo_Pimpin Posted:

poetry = emo fabulous personry

therefore

poetry bashing emos = emo fabulous personry bashing emos

You callin Andrew Dice Clay an Emo???? WTF is wrong with you?

^Nicely done, that almost didn’t suck.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Go kill yourself.

I didn’t read this thread.

I didn’t need to so i posted instead.

I didn’t care what it was about.

I didn’t tear it apart as it would have been a rout.

Be thankful.

(c)Famine.

i rote potery!!!!

1nce wuz a boi named jack

who had a hart attack

he culdnt make his dik hard

cuz his hart wuz full of lard

so he took a ****

and ated it.