I’m the ****ing Shakespeare of ****-posts and was robbed of my lyrical trophy by Thermicvegetablestephen, then Shii, that lupine male reproductive organ-licker outright stole my idea for the trophy and gave me no laurels of my majesty. I’m here to **** you fabulous persons back into shape and take back what’s mine if I have to wrap my male reproductive organ around your necks and start you up like a ****ing lawnmower. ****ing blinded in rage at this nonsense. WHERE IS THE OLD GUARD? This game always ****ing sucked, sucking with no support is no excuse not to be here. Also, fine upstanding member of societys.Log in to see images! Deific Blunder edited this message on 02/28/2013 3:02AM

I see posts and they make me long for the quality of posts from the likes of Xylon. I JUST USED XYLON AND QUALITY IN THE SAME ****ING SENTENCE! Where are the days of Oda and Fail looking sexy as **** while MCB gave blowies to his favorite Franch Ginger? Tubs posing horrific pictures of his horrific male reproductive organ, veins filled with more 6 percent beer than red blood cells whilst he comes on to his pill-popping twink? We can be that again!

...lol, nvm. FW is ****ing terrible and the best thing to ever happen to it was ET firing himself. It’s good to be home. This sad, condemned, abandoned home.

No ****. You be a ****ing man and do it yourself you drunken woman's genitals rag. I will give you the ****ing flare gun cause I’m not a woman's genitals. Man up fabulous person.

Way to state the obvious there Celerystella. When I need the local twink trying to get my attention to suck my male reproductive organ for Nattie Ice I’ll tubmail dobnits.

Dr Mike Posted:

ITT a pair of fabulous persons get to know each other before embarking on a meaningful relationshipLog in to see images!

Is that a fact? When does your lover get here? Will you be doing the docking initiation? I can’t wait to see your pegging/felching/sounding triathlon.