Since nobody is here I am going to rub the tip of my male reproductive organ on all your threads. You will never know I did it, but I will know and I will laugh silently to myself.

The fact we still read the forums on this site just makes us like stubborn old people who won’t sell our houses when the bank buys the neighborhood to put up a mall. Everyone else is like **** it this site is dead. Then we say like some funny stuff old people would say in old people voices. Like some funny stuff Patton Oswald would make old people say.

Here’s the real talk son. People can’t hang. They’re sensitive. People get their feelings hurt by this site but they never admit that cuz anyone who did is way to fragile to be forthcoming about their weaknesses. I was ignorant to it for a long time, but like joining die2nite w/ people from forumwarz, and so I just continued to socialize in the same way in their presence you know… people are babies. Entire team is babies.

Celerysteve Posted:

I keep it so real. People are like, “Hey, how are you Celerysteve?”

And I’m like, “How am I? That’s a useless formality to fill moments you would otherwise perceive as awkward because you are self-conscious and that is a sign of mental weakness you should work on.”

And they are like, “Wow, you’re a male reproductive organ.”

And I’m like “No dude, I am not the male reproductive organ. You came up to me and said something meaningless and I in turn provided you with useful information; I have done you a service my friend whereas you were merely ****ing in the wind. While I’m at it, all religion is basically bull****, the Holocaust is more or less bull**** — exaggerated and used for other’s personal gain AT THE VERY LEAST — the news is bull****, everything in the media has bull**** worked into it, and you need to come to terms with that. It’s not all bad though, I figured out something that feels really good when I was masturbating last night. Hold on I’ll show you; you’re going to love it.”

Some people just can’t deal with reality.

You are mentally ill. Don’t stop with the meds.

Sigh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0dhDdoLs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYnGAZl3pjs