I keep it so real. People are like, “Hey, how are you Celerysteve?”

And I’m like, “How am I? That’s a useless formality to fill moments you would otherwise perceive as awkward because you are self-conscious and that is a sign of mental weakness you should work on.”

And they are like, “Wow, you’re a male reproductive organ.”

And I’m like “No dude, I am not the male reproductive organ. You came up to me and said something meaningless and I in turn provided you with useful information; I have done you a service my friend whereas you were merely ****ing in the wind. While I’m at it, all religion is basically bull****, the Holocaust is more or less bull**** — exaggerated and used for other’s personal gain AT THE VERY LEAST — the news is bull****, everything in the media has bull**** worked into it, and you need to come to terms with that. It’s not all bad though, I figured out something that feels really good when I was masturbating last night. Hold on I’ll show you; you’re going to love it.”

Some people just can’t deal with reality.

What will happen if you try trolling this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4

Celerysteve Posted:

What will happen if you try trolling this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4

For your own good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQvB6OjHOU

CrinkzPipe Posted:

CrinkzPipe Posted:

CrinkzPipe Posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DRSkpvgh2g

Average viewer reaction to Celerystevias posting followed by his response:

Dunatis Posted:

Man, I remember that time I didn’t know how to use BBCode to link to youtube videos. I mean I could stylistically appreciate forcing us to open a new window where it’s played automatically instead of choosing whether to play it or not, but even then I think making your own hypertext shows a bit of clbum Log in to see images!

Word for word taken straight out my mouth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpjjphkLNbs

how i help ease my mind after reading a celerysteve post:

I tend to be more like this when I see CS posting

Then maybe I go see what’s happening next time on Lonny or something.

how i help ease my mind after reading a crinkzpipe post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU