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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Chopped is on! Halloween episode! Chicken feet, poblano peppers, radishes, and Skittles for an appetizer, yum!


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Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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This one chef says his dead dad talks to him through random feathers that he finds on the ground. Oooooookay


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Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Tattooed bleeding heart feminist chef looks like Halloween all year long


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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There’s also a guy that looks sorta like Al Jorgenson or whatever from Ministry

I never liked Ministry


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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4th guy is just kinda fat and average … kinda like bob, only with a talent


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Oh btw I’m supposed to write a 500 word dialog story for English tomorrow, which sucks because that’s what I suck the most at

Bleeding heart and Ministry just put Skittles straight in their stuff


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Al made curry-dusted chicken feet….and left the chicken talons on

Feminazi made fried chicken feet w/candy sauce… oh and she’s 5 months pregnant… oh and she did heroin when she was 13 (bet she’s fun at parties)

Feathers made “candied” chicken feet and left the damn talons on

Tubby made fried chicken feet… and the one of the judges said it tasted like a fruit pie


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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I think Fatty is going home


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Arizona Green Tea isn’t the greatest thing in the world, but it’s ****ing 99 cents for 23oz can’t beat that ****


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Yep Tubby is going home because they couldn’t taste anything but chicken foot


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Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Entree round! Blood sausage, frog legs, sea beans, and “Halloween candy”... looks like candy corn and ****


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Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Al and Feathers both doin’ blood sausage and apples… now Al is making Jack-o-Lanterns out of red potatoes… what the ****


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Al was done plating like a whole 2 minutes early…


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Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Other words that sound sexier in Spanish for the Kahlua commercial: mierda, pendejo, gilipollas, cojones


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Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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They couldn’t find the candy in ****’s dish, Al’s food was like a “tv dinner”, and Featherfabulous person made candy corn-flavored frog legs and the said nothing in the plate went together. I’m thinking Feathers is out.


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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AAAAnd it’s Feathers! 2 in a row ****es!


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Dessert round: Guy from Ministry vs overly tattooed teenage heroin addict pastry chef! Secret ingredients: Ossa dei morti (“Bones of the dead” cookies), apple cider, ricotta salata, and black licorice


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Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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**** is making ice cream! Or at least she thinks she is because the damn machine’s not on you dumb ****!


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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hurr durr whoops i didn’t turn on the ****in machine! I guess it’s just soup now lol


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Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Alright **** has some sort of chocolate cake thing and Al has a napoleon-type thing I really don’t know what that is lol


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