You wake up in a apartment room high above the clouds

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You have a Glock

There’s zombies trying to get inside

You have no ammo for your gun

The door cannot stand much longer

There’s a pinball machine to your left

What do you do?

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Auto erotic asphyxiation

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Open the door, don’t be such an bumhole.

Obviously already ****ed up by not saving the last round for yourself.

Only alternative is to move the pinball machine in front of the door(to buy time), and rub the dirty flezz all over yourself in the hopes that the cash has made a few trips through the local tittybar and will make you taste worse to the zombies.

use flezz to buy raffle tickets, die a happy man as the zombies burst in

Nailbomb Posted:

Well you could try beating them over the head with your glock, but its not the best solution either.

If anything the moral to this story is that flezz in hand isn’t as valuable as ammo in hand, and you should all invest in brbum and lead to save yourselves from situations like this.

you could jump out of the window for a quick death instead of agonize in the zombie’s hands

Nailbomb Posted:

thats not the way to do it…

with your last breath your suposed to tell them to “choke on them!”

i’d rather make a puddi of myself in the pavement below

Nailbomb Posted:

Don’t be a sissy.

enjoy being molested by zombies while i get a quick and painless death

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

/remember zombies of the romero sort are biologically impossible so its prolly just the neighbours

dont be a douche, its zombies and that’s it

open the door and see for yourself

TheHeadshotter666DEVIL Posted:

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