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Sports die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
83

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

scully if you play this game and use the same username, I think we’re in the same town.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I do not play the game, but I hope your scully doesn’t have the impulse to steal and use everything from the bank and then wander out as far as possible (of course leaving the gates open.)

That would just suck from what I can tell.

I do kind of enjoy reading this thread though. It reminds me why I really dislike games where you have to rely on others.

One of you should do the second group thing. That sounded like it would give a nice advantage to have two coalitions working together within one town.

Also, I have always liked the Harlem Globetrotter’s song.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Celerysteve Posted:

Got 21 defense from your mom’s great pit huh huh huh.

Oh snap.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Prediction is 2341 – 2531 zombies for tonight. We have 2270 defense and we cannot build anything else.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Chance to survive minimal attack: 99%

Chance to survive maximal attack: 15%

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Yeah, it seems like the only way to really survive is to have max defensive focus with over 100 defensive objects in the bank.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Yeah, it seems like the only way to really survive is to have max defensive focus with over 100 defensive objects in the bank.

One or two special zones that contain Nuts & Bolts or Jerrycans certainly don’t hurt the town’s long-term survival either.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Especially when the important special zones replenish very often thanks to the Search Tower.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

lmao, gates left open so entire town dead except for me. Too bad it’s only day 4.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
83

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Skyman747 Posted:

lmao, gates left open so entire town dead except for me. Too bad it’s only day 4.

SKYMAN IS LEGEND

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

Ugh…

My current town is ****. We’re on day 4 and haven’t found any electronic components yet, so no search tower. Some guys teamed up for an expedition through 9 depleted zones today, and the max zombie count is more than double our current defense. Add to that the fact that people keep marking the in-game map as “Resources here!!!” in depleted zones, even if it’s just a rotting log, and people are actually complaining that they’re being asked to use the external map utility.

But hey, at least we have a lot of nuts and bolts…

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
83

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Every town I’ve been in so far:

Hey, guys, I can’t wait to be a part of thiWAIT STOP DON’T BUILD HOVELS KKKKKKKKKPTH




Okay, you built the hovels, but just don’t go top the construction site and buy whatever is cheapOH GOD DAMNIT SERIOUSLY




Okay, I guess we can survive with a Portal lock and a Watchtower, just don’t leave the gates oCOME THE **** ON




Day 3: Everyone is dead.

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

It’s okay, J of S. My first four towns died in the first six days because inevitably someone would forget to lock the gates, and it got frustrating to the point where I was actually for building the piston lock just so it wouldn’t happen again.

Strangely enough, it hasn’t happened since. I’m not sure why.

Make sure there’s a thread in the forum about closing the gates.

As for people clicking on the “build” bumon beside useless things for no reason whatsoever, nobody can help you there. It happens just as often in 100+ SP towns, although if a construction diary is built (which might seem like a waste) you can see who is doing it and leave a note on their door calling them a jew fabulous person or whatever your preferred insult is.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

It’s been pretty much a steady journey upwards for me. My first town lasted 3 days, the next one died after 12 days or something, and right now I’m in a town that’s on day 22 and we still might have a chance of making it to day 23. And that’s sexy.

Celerysteve -
from an Alte-
rnate Univer-
se

Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

I’m sexy.

http://krunchd.com/die2nite_ultimate

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Day 22:

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And a look at our construction site:

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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
83

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

DAMN NICCO!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

holy ****, just got dropped into a town with more heroes than residents.

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

Skyman747 Posted:

holy ****, just got dropped into a town with more heroes than residents.

I predict it will be a disaster of epic proportions.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Skyman747 Posted:

holy ****, just got dropped into a town with more heroes than residents.

If you don’t live up to the high expectations of the heroes you’ll have more than 20 deaths on the first day. Log in to see images!

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