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Sports die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Camping is gay and stupid. Why don’t you go shut your gay woman's genitals.

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Celerysteve Posted:

Camping is gay and stupid. Why don’t you go shut your gay woman's genitals.

You’ve caught my attention for the first time, Steve. Point me in the direction of your subject. Thanks in advance.

xRAINBOWxPIK-
ACHUx

Avatar: 241263 2011-05-11 01:33:23 -0400

[Aperture Science I-
nnovators
]

Level 4 Camwhore

lol forumwarps

chammisan Posted:

You’ve caught my attention for the first time, Steve. Point me in the direction of your subject. Thanks in advance.

tons of gay woman's genitals in this house

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

xRAINBOWxPIKACHUx Posted:

tons of gay woman's genitals in this house

brt Log in to see images!

xRAINBOWxPIK-
ACHUx

Avatar: 241263 2011-05-11 01:33:23 -0400

[Aperture Science I-
nnovators
]

Level 4 Camwhore

lol forumwarps

chammisan Posted:

brt Log in to see images!

teleports ftw

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Camping is kind of gay. There’s very little interaction involved and no matter how much you prepare yourself it’s possible that you’ll die during the first night.

But it’s basically three or four extra days on average, so anyone who cares about their score should camp.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Nillo Posted:

Camping is kind of gay. There’s very little interaction involved and no matter how much you prepare yourself it’s possible that you’ll die during the first night.

But it’s basically three or four extra days on average, so anyone who cares about their score should camp.

I actually agree with you completely. The forum interaction can at least cure some of the boredom, but it’s seriously the most boring part of the game. I think that’s why there’s been a decent amount of RP that’s come out of it… there’s not much else to do with it other than make up silly stories.

Crinkz is a doodie.

bummoppet

Avatar: 47899 2011-07-31 00:21:31 -0400
16

Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

spacekadt Posted:

I actually agree with you completely. The forum interaction can at least cure some of the boredom, but it’s seriously the most boring part of the game. I think that’s why there’s been a decent amount of RP that’s come out of it… there’s not much else to do with it other than make up silly stories.

Is your coalition still recruiting? I posed on the D2N forum but figured it would be faster here since that place is kinda slow.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

bummoppet Posted:

Is your coalition still recruiting? I posed on the D2N forum but figured it would be faster here since that place is kinda slow.

We just started a town so we’re likely to be here for another 30+ days if all goes well. Not sure what’s gonna happen after that, but bug me in a few weeks Log in to see images!

bummoppet

Avatar: 47899 2011-07-31 00:21:31 -0400
16

Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

Ok, cool Log in to see images!

We have 3 for sure that would come over (myself, hero, and two others). 2 maybes are heros. I’m up to lucky find too.

assmoppet edited this message on 06/10/2011 12:52AM

lowmiss

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
8

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Hey CS, I’m in a town with your buddy Pocky, lol.

Hope he doesn’t hang me. Log in to see images!

Anywho, I only lasted 5 days camping after devastation cause everyone else wanted to jump. I could have lasted at least 1 more night.

We have a good chance to do better than #14, we did this next town.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I think we’re already in the top 10 on this town. Next one should be exponentially better.

Man, that **** makes me wanna lay down some tracks. I should finish that one thing.

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

lowmiss Posted:

Hey CS, I’m in a town with your buddy Pocky, lol.

Hope he doesn’t hang me. Log in to see images!

Anywho, I only lasted 5 days camping after devastation cause everyone else wanted to jump. I could have lasted at least 1 more night.

We have a good chance to do better than #14, we did this next town.

pocky is a she fyi. also shes pretty chill

lowmiss

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
8

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

bobdisgea Posted:

pocky is a she fyi. also shes pretty chill

yep, found that out in chat today. we should have a decent town this time around.

we hung like 5 people last town for being very special which hurt our score. this time it looks like everyone is pretty decent

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

They hung 5 people again? Gee I wonder who the problem is. Are those the same guys you left of us for… oh now wait, you were in a bigger loser town with a bigger loser coal. I mean you were in towns plural with a bigger loser coal. I have such awesome people. I mean 4-5 guys that are just ****ing genius thinking of **** I didn’t think of, most my coals got solid leadership in and of thereselves who in turn place their loyalty in me. Very low drama. No complaints. The problem is woman's genitalss like pocky and space who make decisions based on their ego instead of logic …and the problem is they’ll probably say I have the biggest ego of all because they are dumb as rocks and don’t understand the word in the given context. The problem is not confidence it is not putting credit where it is due. But this will fall on the deaf ears of pigheaded ****s who will never be of any use anyway, so go forth and fail, oh ye losers who create your own limitations. You can only win the battle with yourself if you stop battling yourself.

Celerysteve -
from an Alte-
rnate Univer-
se

Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

Celerysteve Posted:

They hung 5 people again? Gee I wonder who the problem is. Are those the same guys you left of us for… oh now wait, you were in a bigger loser town with a bigger loser coal. I mean you were in towns plural with a bigger loser coal. I have such awesome people. I mean 4-5 guys that are just ****ing genius thinking of **** I didn’t think of, most my coals got solid leadership in and of thereselves who in turn place their loyalty in me. Very low drama. No complaints. The problem is woman's genitalss like pocky and space who make decisions based on their ego instead of logic …and the problem is they’ll probably say I have the biggest ego of all because they are dumb as rocks and don’t understand the word in the given context. The problem is not confidence it is not putting credit where it is due. But this will fall on the deaf ears of pigheaded ****s who will never be of any use anyway, so go forth and fail, oh ye losers who create your own limitations. You can only win the battle with yourself if you stop battling yourself.

Damn, son. That’s wasup. Pbum that bong over here.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Celerysteve Posted:

so go forth and fail, oh ye losers who create your own limitations. You can only win the battle with yourself if you stop battling yourself.

So steve, how’s that attempt to top my score going?

I’d point out all the ways you’re wrong, but you know… it’s gotten kinda boring reminding you how wrong you are… about everything.

Dude, BOB is a respected player over there. You? You’re still a ****ing laughing-stock.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

i would just like to say that i dont respect anything on the internet and neither does anyone over 12

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Patently Chill Prestidigitator Posted:

i would just like to say that i dont respect anything on the internet and neither does anyone over 12

@zing

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