it’s like he’s got his mouth open ready to catch those male reproductive organes but they miss his mouth and they’re going into his eyes

SanDyk Posted:

Celerysteve with a shirt on for some reason

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Celerysteve Posted:

enjoy you in the mouth

I double posted from all the coolness.

My other 91 free days p cool also. Why do people say this game is expensive lol

Oh wait it is because I am awesome I forgot. Maybe you guys should just be awesome too instead of like just saying you are and I am not because I mean you are kind of old for make believe and make believe is not awesome but you know what is awesome? Being awesome. You should just be awesome it’s awesome oh wait you can’t be awesome cuz you are not awesome. That sucks. Like, if I was you I would totally be bumhurt at me for being awesome cuz you are not. Oh wait you are. Oh, now I get it. Well it is not like I can just not be awesome. Hold on I will try for you guys… Nope, darn, still awesome. I mean I tried. Well maybe you should just hang around me and learn to be awesome? Oh no, that won’t work cuz then you at least need the slightest potential for being awesome. Well, this is a tough nut to crack.

They are written in Awesomonese.

spacekadt Posted:

ok, question for cs/b00t/nillo…

is katombomb one of the ones that shunned steve or is he one of the ones you’ve joined up with? only realized he was just in town with you guys a few minutes after he logged off of survivors handbook tonight

Katombombs meta is the one that hung that dude and ruined our town. Probably most of my complaints were from the other meta but who knows. Boot ran off to be her little dog because she was like bow to Lord Xerxes CS and I’m like nuh-uh bow to these nuts right here and nothing of value was lost.

I painted a face on a sandball to talk to then when outside with plenty of drugs and no dried chewing gum. Yeah, they’ll come for me tonight no doubt about it but not without me sending a few score back to hell in the meantime in between time. Close call when I used my last 5 ap to grab an unlabeled and it gave me nothing but. A bad robodex trip, used the ems and somehow miraculously haobbled back to town with a broken leg. There goes 23 clean days, but it was well worth it. Now my conundrum: 17 bodies — 3 waters. Well first thing, I’ll be damned if I’m letting boot get back up; watched his guts sizzle and pop under a wet chemical reaction. Next, was Nillo but solely for the reason of preserving his dignity. “Vaya con Dios” I whispered.considered watering kat, but nah, let that **** get up I want a shot at her. She should face me. Ended up watering mike for the same reason as Nillo since he was a decent guy. So here I sit, 42 decor points machete in hand and water pistols strapped to every inch of my belt. Come at me zed.

so did you join them or not steve