LOL so much drama in the D2N kinda hard being C-E-lery Steve Log in to see images!

somedie2nitefabulous person Posted:

Celerysteve sent this to oxy744 but because he’s drunk I got it instead. It’s beginning to look like we need to remove this problem.

[ Judging by the writing on the back of this paper, the message below was intended for oxy744 ! By some mysterious turn of events, it has landed in your mailbox… ]

I have a fun idea.

Ok, so I just want…Tt..ed to see what it was like to get shunned and now I am… But I want to see what it is like to have an uprising. I have .. disgusting… seen that siesta!!! ... ...... I have a f…few people who are going to help me out (actually three coalitions at this po…oint) so will happ..pp… pen, but with your help we can make it happen even faster! Also you will be on the winning side of the uprising when it comes so that is good. You can build a hovel and whatever you wan…nt and the town will be ours in a couple days. I mean it is just a game so lets have a good time with it and do someth..hh… hing crazy that eh… otherwise hard to do because now is the..ee… e chance!

Also, if you’re thinking about “outing” me and letting other people know please don’t…. I am already shunned and they can’t build gallow…Ww..s so .. that thing there… can..nn… n be done .. you have pretty eyes… i…it… It is going to happen (trust me) so please just join the .t..T..Thing is… side.

And don’t worry about not being able but… erm…to access the bank fo…Oo..r a short period because I got that covered…. It will take some items when you get shunned if you leave them in your …2 Scotsmen, 2 Englishmen and a Canadian walk into a barhouse, but all you need to do is grab waters and the ..stranger and strangerer… you want and go to a space on the map where people are not going to pbum by (y…Yy..ou can mark the square on the map site as…Ss.. not having any items if y…Yy..ou want to be extra safe) then just build like a hovel or do something to get yourself shunned. Jus..ss… st do it obvious and you will get shunned right away. Of the eight complaints I got six were less than an hour apart. After that you can just go back and get your items.

Anyway sorry this message is so long but, I promise you… it is going like…to be so … doofer.. and funny!

anotherdie2nitefabulous person Posted:

hahaha!

Dont send private msgs” you and me. outside…

when drunk dumbbum!

Thats what can happen…

Now, what to do?

Get all water from well asap

for openers….

Don’t keep it in your house.

Unless…Ss.. you have a lock…

Wish we had gallows….

yetanotherdie2nitefabulous person Posted:

nope, it’s one sided and he’s shunned so he cannot attack us. but wait till after the attack, we still need to get some more defense built.

Celerysteve Posted:

LOL

Celerysteve Posted:

READ CAREFULLY:

nah dudes I was just ****in around last night an uprising could never happen even if more people were shunned I mean there is 0% chance but check it if you want to attack me I guess but really not smart for the towns sake considering I can still find stuff for you and it takes 3 :ap: to attack me and has a lower success rate than fighting zombies bare handed but hey tell you what if I don’t get attacked today at all by anyone I will give you these marshmallows and maybe something else if you be cool

And if I do get attacked and injured by some lucky chance after you waste a ****ton of ap? I’ll be wounded meaning I won’t die for at least another day so I everything I have is going to the far reaches of the dessert oh and I’ll get some important stuff out of the bank too with a little help — somebody here could use some hero days or a few bucks on paypal I’m sure of it.

So lets just not go there ok? Lets play nice. I guarantee it is not worth attacking me unless you want to cut your nose to spite your face. Let’s just be cool with it. I want to help you guys.

Nicco Posted:

They still haven’t found out who stole that twinoid and manbag from the bank, eh? Log in to see images!

They think it is that other dude; you read the bank forum.

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VIVA LA UPRISING

Hobojim Posted:

Oh ****, I didn’t know that. I didn’t get infected anyway, so I guess I’m lucky.

We’ll see what happens in fifteen minutes.

That’s awesome about the shunning and plotting to overthrow society, though.

Yeah you have to die in the attack and I think you have to be the last person on that day or you just get last line of defense. I died on the last day with one other person in my town and I didn’t get it. I didn’t check to see if maybe that other dude got it though but he better not have or I will RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEEE

Sweet Jerry Can and Water Purifying Tablet

Bastion of the shunned

Shall I recite my love for thee having found you?

A sea of tongues could not express thus aforementioned

Nillo Posted:

It looks like the three shunned people in my town have all killed themselves now. Good riddance!

I have mixed feelings about this town so far. We still don’t have the electronic component needed for the Search Tower, but on the other hand, we found a water processing plant during today’s expedition.

I feel ashamed because you have taken the moral high ground.

Some die2nite player Celerysteve has apparently trolled Posted:

People, enough with the drama. Enough with the talking. Enough with the arguing. The man is a troll and a griefer.

Just invest those 3AP and beat him to death.

Problem solved and we can continue surviving without all this distraction

Ricket Posted:

Obviously, the best solution to someone wasting resources is to strategically utilize our limited AP beating him to death, rather than using that on construction projects that’ll see us through the night.

I mean, it’s not like there’s no more water in the well, and he’ll die of dehydration in a couple days or anything.

Ricket Posted:

Seriously though, way to get trolled guys.

And in another thread about Celerysteve

Ricket Posted:

I went and looked through the gazette log, and it seems like Steve has been attacked 4 times.

Weep, Failcat, Diabolistic, was that really the best use of our most precious resource? I honestly want to know how you three rationalize wasting 3 AP (6 for Weep) in some way other than “He got under my skin”.

Ricket Posted:

Oh, and apparently I managed to miss Nostrijs attacking Steve 5 times, then taking defensive items out of the bank, and building a hovel.

I’m close to just building a hovel myself at this point. This town seems ****ing hopeless.

Log in to see images! Ricket edited this message on 01/16/2011 8:49AM

im confused whats the point in trolling

Celerysteve Posted:

Dude wasted 15 ap for nothing.

This is why I didn’t want to risk taking that bandage from the bank, you will probably not end up being wounded anyway since the chance of that happening is so small it’s ridiculous.

Chawin Posted:

im confused whats the point in trolling

Never really set out to troll bro, but I don’t feel like I have to ****ing announce every item I take from the bank. So they ****ed with me and I just responded is all Log in to see images!

do people troll so that others reply to stupid things?