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good samaritan turtle <3
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Good Samaritan Turtle is a really nice guy. He is friends with the flowers and he bakes cookies for cute little girls. Nothing bad could ever happen to Good Samaritan Turtle because he is a Buddhist and he has all this good karma built up and ****. Plus, everyone loves him, so nobody would ever let him walk around while he was on fire until he died. |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:13PM |
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OH NOES! LIGHTNING! LIGHTNING OUT OF ****ING NOWHERE! |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:13PM |
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Oh, it’s ok. Good Samaritan Turtle didn’t get electrocuted. He just got really big all of a sudden for some reason. OMFG! A HUGE TURTLE! IS THIS BAD?! |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:14PM |
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No, it’s not bad. Good Samaritan Turtle is still a nice guy. Good. That was a close call. He doesn’t plan on smashing anything with his new found ridiculous might. See? He even has a white flag! |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:15PM |
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OH NOES! GOOD SAMARITAN TURTLE IS ****ING ON FIRE! WHAT SHOULD HE DO?! |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:17PM |
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“Imma gonna go find Benevolence Bunny. She’ll know what to do. She’s so Benevolent.” |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:19PM |
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“O hai Benevolence Bunny. You look smashing today.” “You do as well Good Samaritan Turtle. Quite dapper I must say.” “Hey, I’m kinda on fire. Could you help me?” “Well, of course Good Samaritan Turtle. That’s what Benevolence Bunny is for! I suggest you STOP. DROP. AND ROLL.” |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:21PM |
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“ROLL, GOOD SAMARITAN TURTLE! ROLL!” “I’m TRYING. I can’t flip myself over. Would you give me a push?” “Ummm…..I can’t. My hands leech hydrochloric acid when I touch turtles.” “…….what?” “I’ll go get Happiness Horse! He’s strong and he doesn’t afraid of anything!” “Ok. I’ll wait here.” |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:23PM |
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“Down here Good Samaritan Turtle! It’s your friend Petunia the Flower! HALP! I’m on fire!” “Oh, ****. I’ll save you.” |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:24PM |
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“Good Samaritan Turtle! Too much! I can’t breathe! I *yarble garble glarble*”
DEAD. |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:27PM |
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“OH NOES! I KILLED PETUNIA!” |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:28PM |
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“HAPPINESS HORSE! THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE! I BURN!” “What the hell happened to Petunia?” “She was on fire so I peed on her to put it out and she drowned.” “Oh. Ok. You know you’re on fire?” “YES. HELP ME!!!!!” “Stop drop and roll, duh.” “I CAN’T ROLL! I’M A TURTLE!!!.” |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:29PM |
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“Oh. Ok. Let me kick you.” |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:30PM |
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“WEEEEEE! I can fly! This is fun!” |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:31PM |
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“****. I think I’m going to land on my tail. This is going to hurt. Oh well, at least the fire’s out.” |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:32PM |
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Benevolence Bunny LOVES sunbathing. It makes her feel at one with nature. It is so very peaceful and lovely. She could do it all day every day if only the sun would stay up that long! |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:33PM |
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“Oh, hai again Benevolence Bunny! How are you? I’m all better now! …..Benevolence Bunny?” |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:35PM |
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“Oh, I’m sorry! I poked you with my tail! Let me get off of you, ok?” |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:36PM |
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“UUUUUUNNNNFFFGHH. UUUUGH MY INTESTINES! GOOD SAMARITAN TURTLE?! WHERE ARE YOU?!!! UUUUNNFGH…”
DEAD |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:37PM |
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“LOL.” – God |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 10:39PM |
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