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Video Games ZONBEI: THE GAME

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Zonbei, the forumwarz player, is now available in text adventure form!

Getting started is easy! first, download this file: http://www.mediafire.com/?rz0vii271sz

Now you’ll need an interpreter. If you’re on windows, try Windows Frotz 2002.

If you’re on a mac, try Zoom. (Somebody just informed me MacFrotz is better.)

Now simply open the file with your interpreter! Welcome to life as Caleb, AKA Zonbei. Live his life. Dream his dreams. Die his death.

WARNING THIS GAME IS VERY DEPRESSING THE WEAK OF HEART SHOULD NOT ATTEMPT IT

Also, a few people seem to have problems with the text displayed, and **** seems to get cut off. I don’t know how to help you, besides suggest maybe trying a different interpreter or something. Log in to see images!

ENJOI

BirdofPrey edited this message on 04/08/2008 12:53AM

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

BEST GAME EVER WOULD PLAY AGAIN A++++++

Barstool

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3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

#1 SHARK!

THIS GAME IS SO HARDCORE AND AWESOME I MADE A WALKTHROUGH.

NOW DON’T SAY I NEVER GET YOU ANYTHING, ****.

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

INVENTORY: A SMALL male reproductive organ

ROFL. NICELY DONE. BUT UR GAME DOESNT WORK BECAUSE TEXT DOESNT SHOW UP SOMETIEMS.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Tarman Posted:

INVENTORY: A SMALL male reproductive organ

ROFL. NICELY DONE. BUT UR GAME DOESNT WORK BECAUSE TEXT DOESNT SHOW UP SOMETIEMS.

me Posted:

Also, a few people seem to have problems with the text displayed, and **** seems to get cut off. I don’t know how to help you, besides suggest maybe trying a different interpreter or something.

Sorry man. You’re not the only one Log in to see images!

Skyreal

Avatar: Boobs
8

Level 24 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

lol holy ****

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

why do you hate zonbei, anyways?

Wishlist

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
5

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

WinFrotz? Uhh…

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frot

“Used in the gay community as a term for an activity involving sexual gratification by rubbing that occurs between two men who do not wish, usually out of preference, to engage in anal intercourse. etymology: contraction of ‘frottage’”

SLAVE-JEWESS

Avatar: SLAVE-JEWESS's Avatar

Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

DonSlice Posted:

WinFrotz? Uhh…

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frot

“Used in the gay community as a term for an activity involving sexual gratification by rubbing that occurs between two men who do not wish, usually out of preference, to engage in anal intercourse. etymology: contraction of ‘frottage’”

For the win, no less.

*giggles*

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Arktor Posted:

why do you hate zonbei, anyways?

This isn’t about hating zonbei. It’s about is showing his side of the story.

Lust

Avatar: Lust's Avatar
18

[The Knights of LOL]

Level 18 Camwhore

Tubmail me for free flezz!! More mails = more flezz

Plz 2 compile in something that’s not fail.

Thanks.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Lust Posted:

Plz 2 compile in something that’s not fail.

Thanks.

I don’t get it.

edit – I compiled with Inform 7, which is one of the standard programs used. If you’re having issues, i really don’t know what the problem is. Try another interpreter, as i said.

BirdofPrey edited this message on 04/07/2008 12:03AM

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

You can compile as a .exe if you search around a bit. I forget what program I’ve used in the past, sorry.

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Edited because it turns out he was. Log in to see images! Biff Weasley edited this message on 04/07/2008 12:07AM

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Lust Posted:

Plz 2 compile in something that’s not fail.

Thanks.

yeah your text adventure was aweso- OH WAIT

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Finished First Run. 20/35 Depressed. I give it 4 razors: Log in to see images!

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

edited the OP with a new version. A couple bug fixes and some grease for the places where people were getting stuck.

funkytowel

Avatar: Rocker Chick
9

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

fun game, sick demented but still funLog in to see images!

Smudkipette

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Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

why not make the game work like “Trapped in the Cupboard” in Forumwarz? Having to compile it and barely work is so for lose.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Smudkipette Posted:

why not make the game work like “Trapped in the Cupboard” in Forumwarz? Having to compile it and barely work is so for lose.

Please explain “barely work” and stop being a ****ing chan-fabulous person. Also, making the game work like trapped in the closet would be like 10 times as much work, since with Inform i don’t need to write my own parser. Dumbbum.

BirdofPrey edited this message on 04/07/2008 6:20AM
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