NOT AN ALIEN Posted:

HEY ANYONE REMEMBER ARP BECAUSE I DO

ANYWAYS YOU ALSO REMEMBER HOW EVERYONE WHINED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE A FREAKING YEAR AND THEN IT FINALLY HAPPENED AND NOW IT IS LIKE A BIG JOKE

BECAUSE I ALSO REMEMBER THAT

ANYWAYS I FIGURED I MIGHT AS WELL BUST OUT A CONTEST TO MAKE EVERYONE POST IN ARP SO HERE GOES HERE IS MY CONTEST

AFTER TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY THE ORIGINATOR OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ARP THREAD WILL WIN 50 HUMAN CODED BROWNIE POINTS

ADDITIONALLY THE SECOND BEST THREAD WILL RECEIVE TEN HUMAN CODED BROWNIE POINTS

THE QUALITY OF THESE THREADS WILL BE DETERMINED BY A FORMULA OF MY OWN DEVICE WHICH I WILL EMPLOY TO DETERMINE THE WINNER BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE SAID FORMULA UNTIL THE END OF THE CONTEST IN ORDER TO PREVENT ATTEMPTS TO EXPLOIT IT

ANYWAYS GET POSTING AND IF YOU ARE THE LUCKY WINNER I SUPPOSE YOU WILL RECEIVE BROWNIE POINTS HUMAN JESUS DO YOU GUYS STILL NEED EVEN MORE INCENTIVE TO POST WELL HERE IT ****ING IS OH YEAH

THE NEXT FIVE ARP THREADS MADE BY DIFFERENT PEOPLE ALTS ALLOWED WHICH POST IN CHARACTER WILL AUTOMATICALLY WIN ONE HUMAN CODED BROWNIE POINT EACH

SO GO GO GO GET YOUR RP ON YOU BUNCH OF INFERIOR HUMAN bumHOLES

HAHAHA I COULD NEED SOME
EARTH MONEY INDEED. THEY
RELEASED BONUS FIGURES
THIS MONTH BASED ON OUR
ETERNAL BATTLE WHICH I’D
LIKE TO BUY RATHER SOONER
THAN LATER. THEY WILL BE
LIMITED AND HOT AS HELL!!!

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BP SENT

LOOK YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO BE A GIMMICK ALT

BUT SPREAKING OF GIMMICK ALTS I HEARD THERE IS A NEW ONE ON THE PROWL AND BOY OH BOY SHE HAS MY FLAGELLA MOIST PERHAPS SHE WOULD LIKE SOME BP AS WELL

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BP SENT

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OOH TOO BAD YOU MISSED THE FREE BROWNIE POINTS PORTION BUT I WILL SEND YOU ONE ANYWAYS I GUESS LOOK HOW GENEROUS I AM BEING

OKAY SO NOW I BET ALL OF YOU WANT TO WIN THIS PRIZE RIGHT OH YOU TOTALLY DO SO I WILL RELEASE A HELPFUL HINT TO WIN IN ORDER TO WIN YOU WILL HAVE TO POST IN MANY ARP THREADS SIMPLY BEING THE OP OF A SUCCESSFUL THREAD DOES NOT GUARANTEE YOU THE BEST THREAD

BASICALLY THIS CONTEST RANKS CHARACTERS IN BOTH SUCCESS OF THEIR OWN THREADS AND HOW MUCH THEY CONTRIBUTE TO OTHERS

SO GET POSTING GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

BUNNP

OOH JUST IMAGINE THOSE SWEET SWEET BROWNIES GO ON AND ROLEPLAY THEN YOU INSIGNIFICANT LOSER ****S

RUNNING OUT OF TIME HUMAN JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS KNOW YOU WANT BP FOR WELL MAYBE I AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT THEY ARE USED FOR BUT OKAY JUST DO THIS FOR ME PLEASE I WILL NEVER ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING ELSE FOR AT LEAST SEVERAL DAYS

OKAY TIME TO FIGURE OUT THE WINNER BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP

JUST KIDDING I AM USING MY KNOWLEDGE CAPACITORS TO COMPREHEND THIS COULD YOU EVEN IMAGINE IF I WAS TO BE A ROBOT THEN WE WOULD HAVE TWO ALLCAPS ROBOTS AND THAT WOULD SUCK A HUMAN REPRODUCTIVE CHUTE

SanDyk Posted:

hey Not an alien I just did my last minute entry. just fyi not that it’s going to win or anything

UH OH WHAT IS THIS A LAST MINUTE ENTRY

WELL I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ADHERE TO THE ORIGINAL GUIDELINES OF TWO WEEKS SO YOU ALL HAVE UNTIL TWELVE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO FINISH MEDDING UP ARP

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT FEMBOT IS STILL WINNING BUT SEVERAL PEOPLE COULD STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING NOW IM NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES BIX NOOD THAT REACTION FACE GUY THAT REACTION FACE GAL BACCHUS ARUM AND OTHERS BUT MANY PEOPLE COULD STOP THAT IF THEY JUST BUMP A BUNCH OF ARP THREADS

SO HURRY UP AND MAKE ARP ACTIVE ALREADY IT IS STILL WINNABLE BY ANYONE AND I KNOW NONE OF YOU WANT TO SEE FEMBOT WALK AWAY WITH THOSE BPS

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