/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code

Project: Chicago™

Projected release-date: Summer 1998

*/

#include “win31.h”

#include “win95.h”

#include “evenmore.h”

#include “oldstuff.h”

#include “billrulz.h”

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()

{

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

hang_system();

}

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();

}

}

if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 3.11”Log in to see images!; */

/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 95”Log in to see images!; */

printf(“Welcome to Windows 98”Log in to see images!;

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt);

else

system_memory = open(“aLog in to see images!swp0001.swp”, O_CREATE);

while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

}

create_general_protection_fault();

Edit: It doesn’t look right jammed to the left of the page.

Bigguyinblack Posted:

/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code

Project: Chicago™

Projected release-date: Summer 1998

*/

#include “win31.h”

#include “win95.h”

#include “evenmore.h”

#include “oldstuff.h”

#include “billrulz.h”

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()

{

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

hang_system();

}

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();

}

}

if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 3.11”Log in to see images!; */

/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 95”Log in to see images!; */

printf(“Welcome to Windows 98”Log in to see images!;

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt);

else

system_memory = open(“aLog in to see images!swp0001.swp”, O_CREATE);

while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

}

create_general_protection_fault();

Edit: It doesn’t look right jammed to the left of the page.

That’s hilarious!

For noobs, BSOD means ‘blue screen of death’ Log in to see images!

d35tiny Posted:

Log in to see images!

Dis is my favorite Log in to see images!

[pedant]

this code is illegal.

void main() is illegal in standard c and c++ and always was illegal.

int main(int argc, char* argv[]) according to standards is ok

int main() is ok.

void main() is not. It’s accepted by some of compilers for historical reasons, though.

And of course, there is are no such keywords like “extends”, “implements” in c++.

And of course 4Gb is illegal literal.

[/pedant]