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So let me tell you about my son
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Originally I was worried about my son coming in contact with anything remotely female (toys and apparel) So he had stuffed animals but never babies ect.
He is 2.
The other day he walked into the room holding 2 barbies. At first, I just kind of watch him, see what he does. and he kisses one of them and says “Mommy!!! Kiss baby” Then, he says “Mommy!!! Babies kiss!” and makes the 2 barbies kiss each other. *sigh* Now I am less nervous about him playing with dolls Except driving through town last weekend We went by a stripper clothing store, he saw the mannequin and said “OH BOOBIES” We were planning on hooters for lunch, that plan got changed real fast after that. Log in to see images!
and now, just 2 minutes ago He walks into the office with the same 2 barbies and says “Look mommy, Babies have boobies”
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 9:34AM |
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Your son is growing up to be a fine man.
Boobies, indeed. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 9:37AM |
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He isn’t supposed to be looking at boobies yet. He should still be a baby. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 9:43AM |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 9:45AM |
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He didn’t breastfeed at all. He was tongue tied. ((For those of you who don’t know, it means his tongue was connected all the way on the bottom and he couldn’t move it much))
So he has no attraction to boobies that way. This is fairly new. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 10:00AM |
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Hehe, I actually can’t wait until my son reaches this point. My son however, IS breastfed, so he’s been eyeing him some boobies from the start. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:08PM |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:14PM |
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The worst part is going to be when he discovers where babies come from. I drove my parents CRAZY during that period. Literally. I called everything a woman's genitals and got sent home from school once. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:19PM |
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GRX Dragon Posted:
He pulls down my shirt and says “Mommy’s bobbies”
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:20PM |
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Could be worse —
When my brother was about 5, he came running around the corner and announced to the room that it was “time to give the wife the old pickle-tickle!”
He obviously had no idea what it meant – but we have no idea where he heard it, or why he thought that particular moment was the time to make his announcement. (For what it’s worth, he was right about his timing — we all busted up, before telling him that he’d better not repeat that particular phrase at school. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:27PM |
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lol That is adorable.
My niece told her brother “I WILL BEAT YOUR bum” The products of fine parenting. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:30PM |
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SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:
Awesome! I’d have a tough time keeping a straight face with that one. Log in to see images!
On a related note, check out http://youtube.com/watch?v=_OcsFa1fFOY |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:58PM |
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When a cousin of mine was around the same age, his greeting to anyone female was to chirp “boobies” accompanied with a boob grabbing gesture. Manmammary glands did not get the same effect. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 3:17PM |
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My oldest was a real hoot when it came to breasts. When he was just an infant, he had a habit whenever any girl was holding him. If the girl stopped paying enough attention on him, he’d pull out her shirt top and peer down it.
We have a friend who actually wears F cups (unfortunately this is due to general overweightness, not an epic chest). When my son would be held by her, he would always sigh and go to sleep resting against them. We started calling her “Mattress”. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 3:24PM |
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SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:
I predict that in the near future, there will be hot Barbie-on-Barbie action in your household.
Kids, you gotta love ‘em — the Humane Society won’t take them. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 3:32PM |
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‘mammary glands’ was my son’s first word. My wife was less than pleased. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 3:39PM |
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And people call my generation perverted. Can’t wait to see us outdone in the perversion department in fifteen years xD! |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 3:44PM |
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He was spanking a barbie earlier
I don’t even know how to deal with this. Good parenting tells me to not let him do that. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 4:13PM |
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SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:
Telling him not to will just highlight it in his brain, whereas if you just let the matter drop, he may eventually grow out of it. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 5:00PM |
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He threw the cat in the bath <_< |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 5:04PM |
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