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NSFW: POETRY FOR mammary glands: CONTEST FOR 555+ BP!!! | |||||||
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Man, **** Evil Trout
No, wait, actually don’t. His woman's genitals’s too loose |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 10:51AM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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9/11 Eve I am gonna celebrate Let’s burn some Qurans |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 10:53AM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Problems, I CHOOSE YOU! Internet used: “No one cares!” Super effective |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 10:55AM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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When this is over Delete YiffInHell2’s posts, And move it to FoW |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 10:57AM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Look, a memo pad I’ll send it to Catt Although THen will you love me? |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 10:58AM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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I love black people Why do you love them, you ask? They taste great when cooked. |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 11:00AM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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a bunch of letters blah blah blah blah blah blah blah so sick of haikus |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 11:02AM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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This is no couplet although I am writing for some great big titties |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 12:06PM | View Robert2812's Profile | # | ||||||
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Robert2812 Posted:
you are ****ing dumb couplets are always two lines you used ****ing three |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 12:19PM | View SanDyk's Profile | # | ||||||
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Johnald The Robot Posted:
also quoting this because JoS decided to post a ****load hiding the winner |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 12:21PM | View SanDyk's Profile | # | ||||||
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remember the time when everyone said that this is a ****ty contest? well it still is and I can’t believe that you’re still going on with this |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 12:22PM | View SanDyk's Profile | # | ||||||
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I mean everyone’s forgotten about this contest plus I doubt anyone is going to write the winners haiku on their mammary glands. |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 12:24PM | View SanDyk's Profile | # | ||||||
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I mean didn’t the last camwhore contest have like 3 entries where 1 of them didn’t show mammary glands (although they could have won if they did)? I don’t even think those people post here any more |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 12:25PM | View SanDyk's Profile | # | ||||||
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A poem, by SanDyk:
Get ****ed |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 12:31PM | View SanDyk's Profile | # | ||||||
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Haikus are dumb. Real poetry has rhyming, ****s. Here is an ERECTILE_DEATH original. Me, My male reproductive organ and I by ERECTILE_DEATH We conquered the desolate wastelands Just me, my male reproductive organ and I We conquered the oceans and cities And soon we had conquered the sky But promptly it came crashing downward Because one of the party can't fly He has all the training required But sadly he has just one eye
You see, it’s funny because it’s about a male reproductive organ. male reproductive organes are funny. |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 4:50PM | View ERECTILE_DEATH's Profile | # | ||||||
There once was a vehicle named KARR, Who wanted to go very far. But a vehicle named KITT Interfered with his ****, Now, KITT has a very nasty scar. |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 7:05PM | View KARR's Profile | # | ||||||
”Song of the ForumWarriors”:
We’ve got it under control, This forum’s taking its toll, Oh no, sir! Smileprin’s gone! It’s all right, we’re still fighting on!
The Emo Kids shall advance, We still stand a chance! (We still stand a chance!)
We’ve got it under control, The Trolls & Camwhores will hold, The Hackers are unspent, Re-Res will not repent! Permanoobs shall proceed, We have to succeed!
We have to succeed to survive! |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 7:14PM | View KARR's Profile | # | ||||||
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Remember, kiddies: Jhonald’s entry will beat yours. Happy now, Sandyk? |
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 9:04PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
This is still anyone’s game. |
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Posted On: 09/11/2010 3:31AM | View YiffInHell2's Profile | # | ||||||
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ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:
I enjoyed your poem! Not bad at all, but it’s a bit too long for our purposes. Perhaps you should compose something shorter? |
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Posted On: 09/11/2010 3:35AM | View YiffInHell2's Profile | # | ||||||