dnto be alarm bt i w as bite a warewofl and nwo i need sadvce s o oolisting up

i donot wnat to get into het speficics bt abtou 3 dyas ago iw as invgestigation a warewolf pac, for a researhc sotry fora newspapr im doing

so then iw as detcted by them robybably my spmell i smmll good (colone) so thne i run awy from them btu its a chse in their wood so i was cugth and then bite me!!!!

now so he was in hs huamn form at htis time, do yu know if i iw stil bcomes a warewof? and od yjou now its at the FIRST full mnoon? or if it takse some time to bluid up? im t ruyst jtrying to plan ahead yuo now im idont want ot bein a nice suti or somethign ot just hav it rouin by warewolf strdeedding it as im howlign at the devil you knows o liok just tel me straght up ifyou know

this isng some tiwilgnt fabulous person thing im oreal srissly abotu this.

im nto torlgin ethier so doing ot! bnan me nazi adlo anyhtng. i hate hyoru face off. this sis areAL DSEIORUS PROBLNM of mine.

he jusst got a rrabies or sumthing jeje

ITSN OT RPAIBES S SHOUT UPABOTU IT.

LISTNE TO ME THIS ARAEIL SERIOSULY LABOUT IT AND IM SCAORE D I CANT NGOING TO AO CDOCTER BECUSE THEY WILL HUJNT ME FOR SPORT DOINYT YOU UDNERSTAND THE TORUBLE I MIGHT BE IN I JUST NEED OTO AKNOW WHATS GOING OT HAPEN TO ME DOES IT MEAN IS CANT WEAR SINCLVER JELWELY OR IS THAT ON LYO N THE FLULL MPOON NIGHTS?

THSI OSUDL BE INANY RANDS STOP M OIVNG ME THISNGS AROUDN.

MELLTD FACE Posted:

ITSN OT RPAIBES S SHOUT UPABOTU IT.

LISTNE TO ME THIS ARAEIL SERIOSULY LABOUT IT AND IM SCAORE D I CANT NGOING TO AO CDOCTER BECUSE THEY WILL HUJNT ME FOR SPORT DOINYT YOU UDNERSTAND THE TORUBLE I MIGHT BE IN I JUST NEED OTO AKNOW WHATS GOING OT HAPEN TO ME DOES IT MEAN IS CANT WEAR SINCLVER JELWELY OR IS THAT ON LYO N THE FLULL MPOON NIGHTS?

THSI OSUDL BE INANY RANDS STOP M OIVNG ME THISNGS AROUDN.

Your unique style of communication indicates neurological damage of some nature. I must also advise you to see a doctor specializing in your species. Having exhausted all reliable sources of information, I find no evidence that wrewolf (or werewolves, as Google suggested I may have meant) are a valid life form or facsimile of a valid life form. For that reason I find it possible that you may be suffering from schizophrenia as well.

MisterSandvich Posted:

Or it might be Chlamydia.

Doubtful. Chlamydia just involves a lot of oozing and shame. Syphilis on the other hand, that can cause some nasty hallucinations. Or, yes, rabies.

In Spite Of Posted:

whichever mod moved this thread out of civil discussion is a fabulous person.

Do you have a ****ing problem with fabulous persons or what?

viscera Posted:

Do you have a ****ing problem with fabulous persons or what?

Officially.

That Reaction Face Gal Posted:

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If we had that 10 years ago…

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Bacchus Posted:

I hate Amerikkka.

QFT.

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You have been granted the pleasure of transcending mortal limits and becoming a higher being, a werewolf?

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