So we are not allowed to say like or as?

sinnce im the samrtst wone her im going to explian to you abotu a history lesson of thie orgigin of gramar and wortds

back in 1755 thera is prendidnt of americn cal Abrama Lincin and hes a tall guy hes so tal hwen he was like 10 yares old he was a lumbr jack who cut down al thr trees in his vilage and when htye ask who did it he said “im not going to lie it waws me so your owe me 50 dollr per tree and anothr 250 for the takaway srvice.”

so he bgin his forture and psent million of dolr riasing money to run for prensdnt. but ther was a problm oyu couldnt have a propr compain without signs and postres and bumpr sitckers so he inventing some wordls and the promper way to use them call “emaciaiton proclobation” 9i took muy time speling that one out very cliarly)

basicnly what this imenas is he cna hire black conductors on is udnerground rali roads and his very first conduter was harriet tubnamn and she was a fat plabck mammy. others to folow would me marting luthering and malcomb x. and theing to heat things up he was always ina top hat.

so he used this railreod to dilvery the litreratiure that would expalin how to use gramr and speling the right way and as l;uch he freed the slaves form blidding all the pyraminds in mexinco and now hes on your money so just so yu know thats what its all about

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sinnce im the samrtst wone her im going to explian to you abotu a history lesson of thie orgigin of gramar and wortds

back in 1755 thera is prendidnt of americn cal Abrama Lincin and hes a tall guy hes so tal hwen he was like 10 yares old he was a lumbr jack who cut down al thr trees in his vilage and when htye ask who did it he said “im not going to lie it waws me so your owe me 50 dollr per tree and anothr 250 for the takaway srvice.”

so he bgin his forture and psent million of dolr riasing money to run for prensdnt. but ther was a problm oyu couldnt have a propr compain without signs and postres and bumpr sitckers so he inventing some wordls and the promper way to use them call “emaciaiton proclobation” 9i took muy time speling that one out very cliarly)

basicnly what this imenas is he cna hire black conductors on is udnerground rali roads and his very first conduter was harriet tubnamn and she was a fat plabck mammy. others to folow would me marting luthering and malcomb x. and theing to heat things up he was always ina top hat.

so he used this railreod to dilvery the litreratiure that would expalin how to use gramr and speling the right way and as l;uch he freed the slaves form blidding all the pyraminds in mexinco and now hes on your money so just so yu know thats what its all about

Oh ok. Got it now, thanks.

This thread is a circlejerk, not a metaphor.