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Religion Stairway to Heaven Backwards and the End

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

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Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

I’m posting this in RP because nobody will take me seriously right now about this. In the coming years it will become important. When played backwards and examined, Stairway to Heaven tells how the world will end and begin once again.

Plaaaay backwards,

Hear why its sung here, oppositioner..

Allll on track, all arriving

They all sing, and they are one.

Shall I loathe you now, parishoner?

Oh hear Him, Christian within me.

It stirs my sin; the river,

Oh, she swells with our lousiness.

All my life will end for him?

We’re all out of signs,

I know I’m sorta shocked

To hear The Lord,

My God now will save me!

Oh I will n’er be saved,

Because I live with Satan..

One wish today;

That you’ll all pray for

Three who will make it here late.

Pray now and you’ll see..

The ‘Lord’ turned me on,

But, oh, I was the shaggy fool..

Clothed in agony,

Lost at a height.

There’s no escaping it,

Nor his woes..

So here’s to my Sweet Satan.

The one who’s little path

Would make me sad,

Whose power is satan.

He’ll give you 666.

there was a little toolshed,

where he made

us suffer sad Satan.

Ohohohoh…

“Family won’t get loose,

They’re offered me”

Always soothes the worker.

Always will be as we know now

“I see ruins,” said he,

“the world they offered me?

Who wished the Lord’s fall”

If we lose feather,

Say you’ll save me!

And no wimps can bend the rules..

And no wimps can do..

Hunt next to the shore,

‘Cause they see all from there,

See here’s the news,

Who walks with mute grief!

Perhaps no-one found thee…

“Heavy, lift me out,”

Spake the Reve,

“Someday, failed, we’ll lose one line-up,

They’ve gotta leave forsaken”

And no wimps can do..

And no wimps can do…

He, who say the lords

Thoth have our laws,

Maat must be superb. Mbum is ended..

Over there,

He who should learn thee.

Any moot that serves by my sworn music,

I wish it with snow be shushed, All for my mbum’s sake.

Hear why its sung,

here, oppositioner, Ohh..

He who should show

May make his show worthy,

To look, for us, odd.. sickly,

There’s one chance – take his show.

Hold thy head,

Hear why its sung here. oppositioner.

Who owns this earth built below?

Oh sweet Israel…

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

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Level 29 Hacker

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I’m ready to answer a few questions before I interpret the lyrics. As always, skepticism is welcome.

Zagreus edited this message on 03/09/2010 6:38PM

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

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Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

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Mazzon

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Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Uncanny. I tried listening to it backwards, and indeed there was another set of lyrics, but the ones I got were much different from the ones posted by Zagreus.

I tried writing it down as I hear it, it went something like this:

The flag high! The ranks tightly closed!

SA march with calm, firm steps.

Comrades shot by the Red Front and reactionaries

March in spirit in our ranks.

Clear the streets for the brown battalions,

Clear the streets for the stormtroopers!

Already millions look with hope to the swastika

The day of freedom and bread is dawning!

Roll call has sounded for the last time

We are all already prepared for the fight!

Soon Hitler’s flag will fly over all streets.

Our servitude will soon end!

The flag high! The ranks tightly closed!

SA marches with a calm, firm pace.

Comrades shot by the Red Front and reactionaries

March in spirit in our ranks.


And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust.

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

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Oh. You go first then with whatever it is you want to tell people. I can wait until you’re quite finished.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

HAIL SATAN! PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY DARK LORD SATAN, FATHER OF ETERNAL MATTER!


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

this is skepticism. Right here I am being skepticism. Welcome me.


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Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

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You’re very welcome.

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Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

the world is ending. run


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


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Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

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With the information I possess you can survive The End. The World to Come will be a fantastic place to live in.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Log in to see images! Adapt edited this message on 03/09/2010 8:22PM


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

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Quite.

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