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Calling all (Non Ep3) Hackers!
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Alright. To put it bluntly, your equipment sucks. Beast0r cables are old hat. Your Pruneserv sucks more than your mum. You are now low man on the totem pole.
“But how do I get access to all that sweet episode 3 gear when I’m too cheap to pay for the acess?” I hear you ask. Well, fear not, I and Kyoubai (and a bit of flezz) can help.
Right now, even as you’re reading this, the hardware you need is waiting. Just follow the conveniently adjacent link, place a bid higher than the reserve of 700,000 , and you’ll be in the running. To be even extra nice, I’ve given it a buyout price of 1,100,000 . Do me proud with this auction, and I might put some more, better hardware up for you cheap scabs. Let bidding commence! |
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| Posted On: 01/22/2010 8:25AM |
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*Bump* Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/22/2010 8:14PM |
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Dear sir or madam,
You provide a valuable service to this illustrious gaming community.
Sincerely, Chee P. Peeple |
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| Posted On: 01/22/2010 8:28PM |
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BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:
Thank you, kind sir, you are obviously a gentleman of taste and bearing.
Since you met my expectations, here’s some more ph4t 13wt to bid on.
First, for those of you who are a little cash strapped, here’s a cheaper (but still better) piece of hardware for you.
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416609-holy-water-cooling-system
If you want an overview of what’s available in the EP3 store, and pricing, feel free to post ITT, or tubmail me, and I’ll see what I can do. Also available are items fro the 2 new camwhore shops (shoes and lingerie), so if you’re interested in some of that action, feel free to ask. Happy bidding! Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 01/23/2010 7:47AM |
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| Posted On: 01/23/2010 6:20AM |
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Also, interesting tidbit, the first (top) auction was bought out by a troll. I’m bumuming they’ll try to sell it on at a much higher price, but I’m happy to keep my prices where they are. A few million flezz will buy you quite a lot… |
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| Posted On: 01/23/2010 6:22AM |
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I have a few million Flezz! Unfortunately I won’t be able to subscribe to Episode 3 until I get paid on Thursday. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/23/2010 6:55AM |
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| Posted On: 01/23/2010 7:08AM |
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Man, Alan Turings Brain went fast, must have been a fan. Who is also a troll. Log in to see images!
Anyway, here’s some more goodies for you techno-trolls to grab.
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416614-crime-lab-computer-as-seen-on-tv – The least expensive of the Ep3 computers, this crime-fighting wonder will give you 25 more ego than a Pruneserv, for peanuts.
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416613-evil-trout-8217-s-computer – Not the best computer, but you won’t have to pay through the nose for it. Only 700,000 reserve, and a buyout price which is only a little more than I paid for it.
More of Mr Turings internal organs, 2 with the same reserve and buyout as before, 2 with no buyout: http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416615-alan-turing-8217-s-brain http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416616-alan-turing-8217-s-brain http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416617-alan-turing-8217-s-brain http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416618-alan-turing-8217-s-brain
As always, I’m happy to field orders on hardware and camwhore equipment; if you’ve got the flezz, I’ve got the stock. Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 01/23/2010 7:50AM |
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| Posted On: 01/23/2010 7:29AM |
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Bump for 2 brains. Also, stay tuned for a few new auctions in a couple of hours. |
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| Posted On: 01/24/2010 2:41AM |
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Those 2 brains are still available, with one still under the reserve ( 400,000). Bid that, and it’s yours. |
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| Posted On: 01/24/2010 6:49AM |
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More computers for you cheapskates, these deals are all up for 24 hours, with reserves and buyouts as listed.
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416856-evil-trout-8217-s-computer – Reserve: 700,000 Buyout: 800,000 http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416857-evil-trout-8217-s-computer
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416858-crime-lab-computer-as-seen-on-tv – Reserve: 80,000 Buyout: 130,000 http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416859-crime-lab-computer-as-seen-on-tv http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416860-crime-lab-computer-as-seen-on-tv http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416861-crime-lab-computer-as-seen-on-tv |
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| Posted On: 01/24/2010 6:57AM |
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And here’s your hardware fix.
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416862-holy-water-cooling-system – Reserve: 700,000 Buyout: 1,100,000 http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416863-holy-water-cooling-system http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416864-holy-water-cooling-system http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416865-holy-water-cooling-system
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416866-alan-turing-8217-s-brain – Reserve: 400,00 Buyout: 700,000 http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416867-alan-turing-8217-s-brain Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 01/24/2010 7:03AM |
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| Posted On: 01/24/2010 7:03AM |
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Funny story. For some reason I thought these were more expensive in the store, and I bought Episode 3. Ah well. I definitely needed them anyway. |
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| Posted On: 01/24/2010 9:59AM |
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As a result of special requests, I’ve got another 8 Holy Water Cooling Systems for you tech starved maniacs to fight over. All have the same reserve and buyout.
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419006-holy-water-cooling-system – Reserve: 700,000 Buyout 1,100,000 http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419007-holy-water-cooling-system http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419008-holy-water-cooling-system http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419009-holy-water-cooling-system |
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| Posted On: 01/25/2010 12:15AM |
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| Posted On: 01/25/2010 12:16AM |
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| Posted On: 01/25/2010 3:23AM |
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More computers, these ones are freshly stolen from the office of CZ itself!
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419083-evil-trout-8217-s-computer – Reserve: 700,000 Buyout: 850,000 http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419084-evil-trout-8217-s-computer http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419085-evil-trout-8217-s-computer http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419086-evil-trout-8217-s-computer |
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| Posted On: 01/25/2010 7:27AM |
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Bumpling for 2 computers. |
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| Posted On: 01/26/2010 3:01AM |
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Yoohoo boys! Are you a hacker looking to get that PP up in a hurry? Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 01/26/2010 5:05AM |
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**** Corp
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