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then a bomb fell and everybody died. |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:01AM | View ChilePepino's Profile | # | ||||||
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ChilePepino Posted:
I turned off the television broadcasting the bombing of Hiroshima, and answered the door. |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:03AM | View DerKaiserReich's Profile | # | ||||||
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Actually I stumbled upon the vacuum cleaner I left on the floor, so I spent some time cursing and involuntarily pbumed the right to open the door to the next poster. |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:18AM | View Inconnu's Profile | # | ||||||
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However, said poster had a chronic fear of doorways, and curled up into a ball on the hideous green shag pile carpet. |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:19AM | View Sarcasm Inc's Profile | # | ||||||
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Sarcasm Inc Posted:
So my better half stepped over the curled-up wimp, and opened the door with a bravado matched only the heirsute appedexture of his upper lip. |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:25AM | View DerKaiserReich's Profile | # | ||||||
A wild snorlax appears! |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:28AM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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snorlax fell asleep.. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . suddenly snorlax seems healthier! |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:31AM | View ChilePepino's Profile | # | ||||||
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ChilePepino Posted:
Go, Metapod! |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:39AM | View DerKaiserReich's Profile | # | ||||||
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Metapod uses Harden! |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:51AM | View Sarcasm Inc's Profile | # | ||||||
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Sarcasm Inc Posted:
You can do it, Metapod! |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:52AM | View DerKaiserReich's Profile | # | ||||||
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wanna know who else uses harden? Log in to see images! kakuna. |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:52AM | View ChilePepino's Profile | # | ||||||
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In the meantime another set of TV news started: “The witnesses report another horrible crime committed around the midnight. The band of well-known recidivists just derailed an excellent thread yet again.” |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:58AM | View Inconnu's Profile | # | ||||||
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Inconnu Posted:
*Click* I switch the TV off again, wondering how it turned itself on. Maybe this thread is haunted? |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 2:18AM | View Sarcasm Inc's Profile | # | ||||||
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Sarcasm Inc Posted:
Quickly, thrusting out of the window, I throw myself to the mercy of the wind and my God, falling towards the ground below. |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 2:20AM | View DerKaiserReich's Profile | # | ||||||
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It seems god loves me today, as I land on several pregnant women. It seems this is where they were hosting their weekly get-together. |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 2:30AM | View Shiis Girlfriend...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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I hear the popping of their wombs as fireworks, not children, burst forth unto the earth, fresh and innocent, ready to begin their lives as the women who so tenderly cared for them now lay strewn and postrate on the ground. |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 2:37AM | View DerKaiserReich's Profile | # | ||||||
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I ate a Bible. |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 2:15PM | View Neo King Ghidora...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:25AM |
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Posted On: 11/24/2009 2:37PM | AIDS woman's genitals | # | ||||||
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SUDDEN SEQUEL!!!! I was hanging out with a cardboard cutout of Harrison Ford. |
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Posted On: 12/01/2009 7:47PM | View Neo King Ghidora...'s Profile | # | ||||||
He came to life and said “I am the man who walks alone.” |
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Posted On: 12/01/2009 8:43PM | View aksealman's Profile | # | ||||||
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