I wish that froot loops grew on trees

If I could make a wish.. I’d wish those damn lazy MMORPG GM’s would Banhammer those freaking noobs screwing up your community.

Retard-O-Tron Posted:

My first wish is my second wish.

My second wish is my third wish.

My third wish is my first wish.

Let’s see how that omnipotent fgt likes logical loops.

But none of your wishes were actually for anything.

• My first wish is my second wish.
• My second wish is my third wish.
• My third wish is for a dollar, and also my first wish.

should create a recursive “give me a dollar” loop though…

man-man Posted:

I’d rather re-live my life with memory of the previous time. Try out all the possibilities…

Except it’d be kinda freaky for everyone else, having a kid around with adult memories. Also if something I tried went direly ****ed up there’d probably be a strong temptation to jump off a bridge and try over.

Problem with that is the second you know any part of an old life when doing a recurring cycle, you will set off on a new path and suddenly you aren’t reliving your life. If I had the knowledge I do now I might not have dated my first girlfriend or may have managed to stay together with her. Either way making a mbumive difference in my current life. Not to mention my current long running projects would potentially have been completed years ago and I might not have spent 4 years blundering about in college with no direction.

Your best bet would be to suddenly enter your own body at different periods in your life and relive those individually, resetting the whole system after every so many days/weeks though that may become so schizophrenic that you could be driven insane from the lack of continuity in your own life.

Ok so my first wish would be to have a hard drive with unlimited space, that will never fail, and has all the pr0n in the world already on it.

Second I wish for Microsoft to release a copy of Windows that is actually 100% stable, with full driver support for all drivers ever created.

Third I wish I had Tux, the Linux penguin, as a pet.

Almost Epic Posted:

Ok so my first wish would be to have a hard drive with unlimited space, that will never fail, and has all the pr0n in the world already on it.

I’d be careful with that one dude. I’ve seen far more than my fair share of porn and you’d be amazed how much of it involves bodily fluids that aren’t sexy coming out of orifices that shouldn’t be there on people with oversized growths that cannot possibly exist…

Also how much of it is just meh…

(PS, don’t let the police know you have all the child pornography in the world on your computer. “I wished for it” may not work as an excuse.)

I was about to post something whimsical (20 monkeys), an attempt at being clever (if I had just one last wish, I would like a tasty fish), or a reference (The things that I want by Max Payne), but no. And then I made a mistake. I actually thought about what I really want. And then I drew a blank.

I realized that as neat as it was, I didn’t really want a power relationship with other people (and stand tall over them) in the form of money, beauty, knowledge, fame or superpowers. My desires were limited to shallow instant gratification, a video game, a better computer, maybe getting laid. I have trouble choosing gifts for my own birthday.

Maybe other want it to control other people(be worshiped, be liked, get laid) or just for its own sake, I don’t know.

Although, those who wish for infinite knowledge, you’re making a big mistake. Think about it – every day, you will be dealing with idiots. Buffoons who talk out of their bum 24/7/365. How long will it be before you start looking down on everyone? Do you think that being truly alone, with even basic ability to have a meaningful conversation with anyone, is really what you want? But I guess it doesn’t really matter.

Man, thinking about this… had no effect on me at all. I feel indifferent. Pbumive. Being bullied for four years does that to you, so my parents took me to another country. I make friends but I never stick by them. I leave impressions that much better than I remember leaving, or receiving from the other person. Virtually no social life, never really wanted one either. Never had a girlfriend, and I already know I would make a crappy boyfriend – shallow emotional involvement, and I want a girl, any girl, not a specific someone, and that’s a killer for any meaningful relationship. I never felt attracted to anyone. I never loved. I used to.

So I guess that’s my wish. I want to love again.

P.S. Sorry, didn’t mean to do that in a contest.

I wish I could wish something, I’m not very creative, you see =(

1. I wish for everlasting memories throughout all of my reincarnations

2. I wish I could remove said memories if need be.

3. I wish I were cool. Log in to see images!

My dream and my wish is to be a baked potato